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[Captain Beard]

Karmic's pants.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

with my magic wand, yes

 

[Liverslapper]

If a spider that big ever infiltrates my living quarters, he wins. He can have my place. I'm going out the door on the opposite side of the house and never coming back.

that's for damn sure. You think i could sleep at night knowing that I had to kill something like that in my house? helllll no

 

[ShadowsWithin]

does anyone remember seeing a pic like that, only the spider was bigger and it had eggs that where hatching and like 100's of little ones where rushing out.....i think it was on this board.

 

[Liverslapper]

i remember seeing a pic like that, only the spider was bigger and it had eggs that where hatching and like 100's of little ones where rushing out.....i think it was on this board.

NOOOOOOOO DON'T SAY THATTTTTTT

 

[Anvil]

 

[Anvil]

So big, you can FEEL it on your monitor. MWAHAHAHA

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I still hate you.

 

[Morganna]

Spiders are yucky.

 

[Liverslapper]

Tyler, your gonna get raped tonight.

 

[Morganna]

You like spiders?

 

[Liverslapper]

I hate them.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I'm allergic to spider bites. One time I got one on my eyelid.

 

[Captain Beard]

How the hell did it get your eyelid?

 

[Lunar Still]

I reckon it walked.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, but I'm spooked by the fact a spider said "Hmmm... human face. Yep, gonna go sit on it." And THEN IT SAYS, "Gonna bitecha!" But it bites you on the EYELID. You'd think it'd bite women on the boobs instead to make their nipples... what the hell am I doing?

Christ, is the lack of sleep evident yet?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

It got me while I was sleeping. I was probably 7 or 8 years old and my mom let me stay home from school because she knew that the kids would make fun of me.

 

[Captain Beard]

Damn kids and their tendencies to ridicule anything that seems queer to them.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

gaaaah spiders

i saw one in my sheets once

another time, i found one on my sock and then in my shoe.

agaaaaahhhh

 

[El Stormo]

Hai guys whats going on in this thred?!