After mowing the lawn today I sat down and had a couple nice
cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew ignited some
deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful
than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth
is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and even more deep thinking, I have come up with
the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is
the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say "It might be nice
to have another child".
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say:
"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts".