That's actually a pretty cool song as a parody. The rhyme scheme was actually pretty damn awesome, not just the funny content.
Reminded me of 80's pop like Nu Shooz or Bananarama.
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That's actually a pretty cool song as a parody. The rhyme scheme was actually pretty damn awesome, not just the funny content.
Reminded me of 80's pop like Nu Shooz or Bananarama.
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Ah, my theme song! If only it were not so... well... Oh, I'll take it anyway. *claps*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. I'll be SO happy when we get into another arms race and the other side takes out some of our cities.
My favorite part was the dumb blonde remark, "Uh, I'm not, like, a mathematician".
Please, PLEASE IF THERE IS A GOD, ANY GOD...PLEASE KILL THESE PEOPLE!!!!
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Um... Isn't 2 cents 0.02 dollars? A cent is one-hundredth of a dollar, right? So how do they get to 0.002 dollars? That's 2/10th of a cent.
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He's obviously mentally retarded, and not in the internet kind of way. It's more sad than anything that the guy who's filming this is exploiting him all over the internet.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00jf3hx/Newswipe_Episode_1/
Hmmm, just thought, BBC iPlayer might be UK only but ah well.
Hmmm, just thought, BBC iPlayer might be UK only but ah well.
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Here's some funny:
Read this story:
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=5977926
Seems moderately sane, right?
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=5977926&comments=true
My favorite comment:
"but the best thing these people could be doing this weekend would be to actually watch or listen to General Conference.
They would probably find that there is a lot more love, tolerance, and acceptance towards them as persons than they think there is!
Plus, they would get to hear the words of Christ's Apostles and Prophets.
They can do service any weekend (and some of them perhaps do). I invite them to watch or listen to the sessions of Conference that will be broadcast all over this state.
Finally, they don't need to use the LDS General Conference as an excuse to draw attention to themselves. The church will probably not use it's conference to draw much or any attention to them"
I hope whatever is in the water in this state doesn't take control of my body. EVER.
Read this story:
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=5977926
Seems moderately sane, right?
http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=5977926&comments=true
My favorite comment:
"but the best thing these people could be doing this weekend would be to actually watch or listen to General Conference.
They would probably find that there is a lot more love, tolerance, and acceptance towards them as persons than they think there is!
Plus, they would get to hear the words of Christ's Apostles and Prophets.
They can do service any weekend (and some of them perhaps do). I invite them to watch or listen to the sessions of Conference that will be broadcast all over this state.
Finally, they don't need to use the LDS General Conference as an excuse to draw attention to themselves. The church will probably not use it's conference to draw much or any attention to them"
I hope whatever is in the water in this state doesn't take control of my body. EVER.
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Grindcore Legends Anal Cunt Reveal Tracklisting for "40 More Attempts To Remain Relevant"
Grindcore legends ANAL CUNT have revealed the track listing for their forthcoming self-released new album, 40 More Attempts To Remain Relevant, which is expected to be released later this Summer:
1. Michael Amott Is A Faggot
2. Even Though You Provided People With A Sense of Hope, You're Still A Fucking Ni...
3. I Paid To Open For Carcass And All I Got Were These Stupid Fucking Deathcore Fans
4. Your Agent Represents The Faceless
5. John Dwyer Took A Picture of Your Girlfriend
6. I Punched You In The Face Because You Support The Israeli Occupation of Palestine
7. You Found Out Your Wife Had A Miscarriage On Twitter
8. I Walk With A Cane
9. I Tried Out For Decapitated Just To Make Fun of His Dead Brother
10. You Signed To Nuclear Blast
11. I Kidnapped Your Child Just To Upset You On Your Birthday
12. I Puched Your Wife Because She Spoke To Me
13. You Were Kicked Out of Psycroptic Because You Were Caught Sucking A Dick
14. Anyone Who Likes The Mars Volta Is A Faggot
15. I Saw Your Daughter's Cunt On Stickam
16. You Almost Went Over Niagra Falls In A Failed Suicide Attempt
17. You Listen To Ska
18. I Went Back In Time And Didn't Vote For Obama
19. I Uploaded Your New Album To Blogspot
20. 9/11 Was An Inside Job (And You Live Inside Your Mother's Basement)
21. Theme From Saved By The Bell
22. You Look Like You Post On A Forum
23. You Drive A Hybrid
24. I Attempted To Wipe Out Your Race Because You Fucked With The Stock Market
25. Your Kid Is Fat
26. Devourment Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
27. You Watch Lost
28. Your Child Was Raped
29. I Ate Your Dog
30. You Used To Be Legends, Now You Tour With Scene Bands
31. You Think You're A Dark Skinned Italian
32. You Bought A Shirt From Neurotic Records, But It Never Came
33. Hitler Was Ahead of His Time
34. You Wear Cologne
35. We Said We'd Play Your Festival, But We Never Showed Up
36. I Broke Up With You Over AIM
37. You Wouldn't Be So Athletic In A Pool
38. I Got Your Daughter Addicted To Heroin So I Could Control Her
39. Sweat Shops Only Seem Harsh Because You're A Lazy Gook
40. You're In An E-Band Because You Have No Friends In Your State
Grindcore legends ANAL CUNT have revealed the track listing for their forthcoming self-released new album, 40 More Attempts To Remain Relevant, which is expected to be released later this Summer:
1. Michael Amott Is A Faggot
2. Even Though You Provided People With A Sense of Hope, You're Still A Fucking Ni...
3. I Paid To Open For Carcass And All I Got Were These Stupid Fucking Deathcore Fans
4. Your Agent Represents The Faceless
5. John Dwyer Took A Picture of Your Girlfriend
6. I Punched You In The Face Because You Support The Israeli Occupation of Palestine
7. You Found Out Your Wife Had A Miscarriage On Twitter
8. I Walk With A Cane
9. I Tried Out For Decapitated Just To Make Fun of His Dead Brother
10. You Signed To Nuclear Blast
11. I Kidnapped Your Child Just To Upset You On Your Birthday
12. I Puched Your Wife Because She Spoke To Me
13. You Were Kicked Out of Psycroptic Because You Were Caught Sucking A Dick
14. Anyone Who Likes The Mars Volta Is A Faggot
15. I Saw Your Daughter's Cunt On Stickam
16. You Almost Went Over Niagra Falls In A Failed Suicide Attempt
17. You Listen To Ska
18. I Went Back In Time And Didn't Vote For Obama
19. I Uploaded Your New Album To Blogspot
20. 9/11 Was An Inside Job (And You Live Inside Your Mother's Basement)
21. Theme From Saved By The Bell
22. You Look Like You Post On A Forum
23. You Drive A Hybrid
24. I Attempted To Wipe Out Your Race Because You Fucked With The Stock Market
25. Your Kid Is Fat
26. Devourment Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
27. You Watch Lost
28. Your Child Was Raped
29. I Ate Your Dog
30. You Used To Be Legends, Now You Tour With Scene Bands
31. You Think You're A Dark Skinned Italian
32. You Bought A Shirt From Neurotic Records, But It Never Came
33. Hitler Was Ahead of His Time
34. You Wear Cologne
35. We Said We'd Play Your Festival, But We Never Showed Up
36. I Broke Up With You Over AIM
37. You Wouldn't Be So Athletic In A Pool
38. I Got Your Daughter Addicted To Heroin So I Could Control Her
39. Sweat Shops Only Seem Harsh Because You're A Lazy Gook
40. You're In An E-Band Because You Have No Friends In Your State
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