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[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Swabs]

This is possibly the awesomest thing on the Jewtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDeGpZ3z7js

 

[Brooks]

Check this, awesome comparisons of fast food advertised and fast food served.


For example. this

vs. this

 

[Captain Beard]

I see you've been eating at Arby's.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I'm glad I don't eat fast food.

 

[Captain Beard]

Arby's isn't horrible really. There's just no realistic way to make a meal pretty AND convenient, or it would cost too much in production. It tastes better than it looks.

 

[Brooks]

I'd rather eat plants.

 

[Captain Beard]

Plants are good with meat sitting juuust below them, or to the side. Otherwise they are dull and void of that deep-set primal satisfaction given by a piece of carcass.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I've been craving a greasy burger lately. I haven't had one in months.

 

[Brooks]

Plants are good with meat sitting juuust below them, or to the side. Otherwise they are dull and void of that deep-set primal satisfaction given by a piece of carcass.

There's plenty of other places to get primal satisfaction than Arby's

 

[Captain Beard]

There's plenty of other places to get primal satisfaction than Arby's

Yeah, I know. I don't go there much at all anyway.

I've been craving a greasy burger lately. I haven't had one in months.

Don't tell me you did something silly and irrational like give up meat for a boyfriend or something.

 

[Swabs]

Check this, awesome comparisons of fast food advertised and fast food served.


For example. this

That looks pretty disgusting anyway.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

agreed

edit: thanks to a commercial i saw last night, i really really want a taco bell taco salad. oh noes!

 

[El Stormo]

Looks like a corpse labia burger.

 

[slashvanyoung]

I'm not sure if it's a gift or plague that there isn't more than McD, Burger King and the occasional Subway or KFC (you gotta search for those with a magnifying glass though) around here...

 

[DarkNoise]

It's a plague. I refuse to eat at McDonalds. I worked there for over a year, and watched that movie. Combining those two makes it impossible for me to eat there. My idea of fast food is Subway type places or actual Deli's. They taste so damn good too.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

My idea of fast food is Subway type places or actual Deli's. They taste so damn good too.

I agree. Although, I can't stand Quizno's.

 

[Brooks]

This is real.

 

[DarkNoise]

What's wrong with Quiznos? I agree Subway is better, but I like Quizno's steak sandwiches.

And that video was disturbing... I was hoping they'd go from the bridge and we would all hear Madonna do her best Anselmo impression. And of course they were only playing the simplest guitar riff of the song. Watch her solo too, that's what it's missing.

 

[El Stormo]

And of course they were only playing the simplest guitar riff of the song.

Totally. Posers.