This dude dies and goes to heaven cause he was good, and when he gets to the pearly gates St. Peter is like, "well, I'm bored, not many people have been through here today, so why don't I give you a little tour?" So off they go.
First they stop at this raucous barbecue, everyone is laughing and singing and having a great old time. "These are the Baptists," says St. Peter. "They're always a fun bunch to drop in on...man good food, too."
Then they visit the Mormons (boring), the Buddhists (relaxing), the Protestants (sort of frightening) and a whole host of other folks. St. Peter takes a loko at his watch and says "Oh, man, what happened to the time!? I have to run, but I want to show you one more thing. Just be VERY quiet and follow me."
They come up to this huuuuuge wall with a ladder leaning up against it. Peter motions to the dude to climb up the ladder. He does, and peeks over the top and sees a whole bunch of people sitting around playing harps and whatnot. He comes back down and says 'That's weird, what's going on with them?"
St. Peter says, "Oh, they're the Catholics. They think they're the only ones up here."
First they stop at this raucous barbecue, everyone is laughing and singing and having a great old time. "These are the Baptists," says St. Peter. "They're always a fun bunch to drop in on...man good food, too."
Then they visit the Mormons (boring), the Buddhists (relaxing), the Protestants (sort of frightening) and a whole host of other folks. St. Peter takes a loko at his watch and says "Oh, man, what happened to the time!? I have to run, but I want to show you one more thing. Just be VERY quiet and follow me."
They come up to this huuuuuge wall with a ladder leaning up against it. Peter motions to the dude to climb up the ladder. He does, and peeks over the top and sees a whole bunch of people sitting around playing harps and whatnot. He comes back down and says 'That's weird, what's going on with them?"
St. Peter says, "Oh, they're the Catholics. They think they're the only ones up here."