Post your band shirts (or patches/patch jackets)

[CF87]

Not my actual shirt, but have this one.

 

[The Ozzman]

More of my collection. Some of these are local bands

 

[The Ozzman]

Here's some of my seasonal stuff (long sleeve/sleeveless)

 

[PrincessHades]

Look at this fucking beautiful fashion model.

Also, I have:

Megadeth- Super Collider (inspired design)
Black Sabbath- Never Say Die! (inspired design)
Basic AC/DC logo on a grey t-shirt
Basic Van Halen logo on a black t shirt

I also have another Iron Maiden one somewhere. I made it myself, it's a plain white t shirt with Iron Maiden written on it. I made it last year for a Halloween costume (I still trick or treat, who doesn't like free candy combined with occult references?). It works because I look young, and no one would deny my sweet face candy. I dressed as Eddie. I also dressed as Eddie this year, but I used a real Iron Maiden shirt.

My real Iron Maiden t shirt is my favorite one.

I'm debating trick or treating next year, but I will be 16, and it seems kind of absurd at that age. I will also probably have a more mature face...

 

[EspaDa]

watch out, paedophiles

 

[CiG]

Future mass shooter.

 

[Baroque]

That was one of my favorite shirts to wear at 16 also. Also Van Halen shirts. I also trick or treated at 16, have fun while you can imo. Before you know it you'll be taking (yours or someone else's) kids trick or treating or just being lame and passing out candy

@CIG do you have our weird ass american holidays in australia? do you have different ones?

 

[CiG]

@CIG do you have our weird ass american holidays in australia? do you have different ones?

I don't think we share any of your specific public holidays, no. Why do you ask?

 

[Baroque]

I don't think we share any of your specific public holidays, no. Why do you ask?

I don't know, just curious. I've heard American cars are the biggest sellers in Australia, as well as some beers etc. I was wondering how far the similarities carried over.

 

[CiG]

I don't know, just curious. I've heard American cars are the biggest sellers in Australia, as well as some beers etc. I was wondering how far the similarities carried over.

Well as usual, Australia adopts all the most retarded elements of Americanism like shitty food creations, reality television obsession but never the best parts like optional voting, gun rights, a constitution.

Hell, I've worked with younger guys that have accents that sound way more American than Australian, it's pretty funny actually.

 

[Krow]

This is pretty much the only metal shirt you need. No gay shit on the back. Oh and this is a cop out because I'm bored off my ass at work and I'm still too lazy to dig through my drawers at home.

 

[tagradh]

I have one of them somewhere that's about 12 years old and all torn up.

 

[PrincessHades]

I think my band shirts will last me into adulthood. My Metallica one might not, but I'm going to keep it as part of the currently small collection I am working on. It's pretty snug on me. My Iron Maiden one is very slightly on the loose side. The others are quite loose. I think tight shirts can look pretty cool with tight jeans. Speaking of jeans, my jeans are becoming too small. Growing is a waste of money, but at least I'm getting taller. (I'm still the shortest male in my high school. There are three girls who are shorter them me. I am 5'0. I used a height calculator to predict my height, it said 5'3. My dad is 5'3, and I get the feeling I will be taller than that. I am a late bloomer obviously, puberty is just now starting to speed up. I am hoping for 55'4 or 5'5. I would love to be 5'6, that's how tall Euronymous was!

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I just joined your black metal forums. Where the fuck is everyone?

And don't worry about your height. Just be tall where it counts (your dick).

 

[CiG]

Tall cans > tall dicks

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

*Alice Cooper Medusa Shirt
*Alice Cooper "They Keep Killing Him But He Keeps Coming Back" Shirt
*Alice Cooper Black Colored Welcome To My Nightmare Shirt
*Alice Cooper Public Animal #9 Mugshot Shirt
*Standard Motörhead England Shirt
*Motörhead Overkill Shirt
*Lemmy Iron Cross Backround 49% Percent Motherfucker 51% Son of A Bitch Shirt
*Venom Black Metal Album Cover Shirt
*Venom In League With Satan, Live Like An Angel Pentagram Shirt
*Darkthrone A Blaze In The Northern Sky Album Cover Shirt
*Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger Album Cover Shirt
*Bathory White Print Goat's Head Shirt With Pentagram and Red 1984 Print On Back
*Bathory The Return Album Cover Shirt
*Exodus Bonded By Blood Album Cover Shirt
*Death Scream Bloody Gore Album Cover Shirt
*Dio Holy Diver Album Cover With Lyrics On Back Shirt
*Dio The Last In Line Album Cover With Lyrics On Back Shirt
*Judas Priest Screaming For Vengeance Shirt
*Rainbow Rising Album Cover Shirt
*Gorgoroth Band Logo Shirt
*AC/DC Back In Black Album Cover Shirt
*AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Shirt
*Johann Sebastian Bach Portrait and Name Shirt
*Led Zeppelin US Tour '77 Shirt
*The Allman Brothers Band Summer Jam Tour Shirt
*MC5 Stars and Stripes Band Logo Shirt
*Chuck Berry Duckwalking Photo Shirt
*Howlin' Wolf "Smokestack Lightning" Shirt
*Dokken Unchain Ths Night Album Cover Shirt
*Muddy Waters Name and Photo Shirt
*Bob Marley Tricolor Green, Yellow, Red Shirt
*The Grateful Dead Ithaca NY Band Logo Shirt
*Johnny Cash Middle Finger Shirt
*Johnny Cash Sun Records Shirt
*Johnny Cash Man In Black With The Tennessee Three Shirt
*Marilyn Manson "I Wasn't Born With Enough Middle Fingers" Shirt
*Marilyn Manson "American By Birth, Antichrist By Choice" Flag Shirt
*Marilyn Manson "See No Truth, Hear No Truth, Speak No Truth BeLIEve" Shirt
*Marilyn Manson Rock Is Dead '99 Tour "Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll, The Way God Created It" Shirt
*The Stooges Photo Of Iggy Pop Bending Upside Down With Band Logo Shirt
*The Stooges Funhouse Album Cover Shirt
*Iggy Pop Post Pop Depression Tour Shirt
*Randy Rhoads Photo and Name Shirt
*Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz Album Cover Shirt
*The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced? Album Cover Shirt
*Jimi Hendrix Blue and Purple Tie Die Photo Shirt
*Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze Shirt
*The Who Target and Band Logo Shirt
*Queen Freddie Mercury With Union Jack Draped Behind Him Shirt
*Metallica Master of Puppets Album Cover Shirt
*Metallica Ride The Lightning Album Cover Shirt
*Metallica Band Logo Shirt
*Samhain Initium Album Cover Shirt
*Danzig Debut Album Album Cover Shirt
*W.A.S.P. Debut Album Album Cover Shirt
*W.A.S.P. Circular Saw Blade and Band Logo Shirt
*The Residents Shirt
*Saxon Wheels of Steel Album Cover Shirt
*Bob Dylan Photo and Last Name Shirt
*Ghost B.C. Opus Eponymous Album Cover Shirt
*Dead Kennedys Band Logo With Name On Back Shirt
*Black Sabbath Paranoid Album Cover Shirt
*Black Sabbath 13 Tour Shirt
*Black Sabbath The End Tour Shirt
*Black Sabbath Master of Reality Band Logo Shirt
*Black Sabbath Flames, Band Members, and Occult Symbols Shirt
*Iron Maiden The Trooper Shirt
*Anthrax Among The Living Album Cover Not Man "Follow Me Or Die!" Shirt
*KISS Ace Frehley 1978 Solo Album Cover Shirt
*John Lee Hooker Photo and Name Shirt
*The Smithsonian Collection Lead Belly Shirt
*King Diamond Abigail Album Cover Shirt
*King Diamond Them Album Cover Shirt
*Municipal Waste Donald Trump Suicide Shirt
*Mercyful Fate Don't Break The Oath Album Cover Shirt
*Sodom Persecution Mania Album Cover Shirt
*Kreator Pleasure To Kill Album Cover Shirt
*Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica Album Cover Shirt
*The Sex Pistols Nevermind The Bollocks Album Cover Shirt
*The Sex Pistols God Save The Queen Shirt
*The Sex Pistols Johnny Rotten Singing/Anarchy In The U.K. Shirt
*Ramones Band Logo Shirt
*James Brown "The Godfather of Soul" Shirt
*Pink Floyd Dark Side of The Moon Shirt
*The Beatles Band Logo Shirt
*John Lennon Photo Shirt
*Twisted Sister You Can't Stop Rock and Roll Shirt
*New York Dolls Debut Album Album Cover Shirt
*Public Image Ltd. Band Logo Shirt
*Slayer Reign In Blood Shirt
*Frank Zappa "My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama" Shirt
*Frank Zappa Weasels Ate My Flesh Album Cover Shirt
*David Bowie Aladdin Sane Album Cover Shirt
*David Bowie Smoking With Aviators Photo Shirt

 

[PrincessHades]

I just joined your black metal forums. Where the fuck is everyone?

And don't worry about your height. Just be tall where it counts (your dick).

Thanks for joining. There are only ten members, two joined and never posted after the first week. Probably way too narrow of a topic. Also, I don't have a domain, so it doesn't come as high priority with most search engines. The only way I've found it was either by putting site:blackmetal.freeforums.org or adding the address into the search.

I am actually not bad where it counts. The worst thing about being small is the fact that everyone thinks your dick is small. It's actually big enough to be a problem sometimes. When you are small, well, you have to wear small pants, and small pants are designed for dicks of small people, but mine is big for my size. It's bad because it's always visible and it gets uncomfortable.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Well there you go. Get some pussy with that huge cock! Some of that sweet high school girl pussy (if you are into that).

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Master Yoda is confirmed to be a professional NAMBLA sponsor.

 

[no country for old wainds]

chicks love my tall nipples