post your favorite joke or saying

come here and give me all the money.

get a job :p

do great lyrics qualify for this thread btw?

only if they're funny

for instance, here's a few songs by scumface:

Argh: (lyrics) Argh!!!!

Brick in the face: (lyrics) brick in the face (repeat 5 times)

Transit van: (lyrics) van van van van van van

You're a bellend with a stupid face: (lyrics) You're a bellend with a stupid face(repeat 3 times)