Lordlucid
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Your name is anvil. You must have named yourself after your moms & sisters tits, and your dads gut. They are getting fat like william.
An angry internet person!
Let me guess, your mother failed at aborting you and the scar on your forehead where the hanger hit forever reminds you of it, so you decide to jump on the internets in a sad display to try to make everyone feel a little more like you do, just so you can feel somewhat normal?