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[Shpongled]

I've had some truly shit-tastic pizza in my time. It was definitely not "pretty rad."

That sucks. But for the most part, pretty much most of the pizza you've ever had has at least been tolerable, right? Just like pizza, every now and then a set of haggard nasty boobs comes along. Fact of life.

 

[El Stormo]

Boobs are like pancakes. Even when they suck, they're still pretty rad.

Fixed ^_^

 

[Lord Foul]

Boobs are like blowjobs. Even when they suck, they're still pretty rad.

Fixed ^_^

Fixed more

 

[El Stormo]

I don't know man... some girls don't know the difference between their lips and their teeth, and then it's not all that rad, even if they suck really hard.

 

[Lord Foul]

That's why you knock their teeth out during the initial attack.

 

[El Stormo]

*takes notes*

 

[derek]

Poetic? I am intrigued. Please elucidate.

The have the same capacity to move. When ones eyes set upon some truly amazing boobs it's like (for me anyways) reading poetry. Everything just comes together in a smear of awesome. In the same way that words can be arranged and used so delicately, I think boobies occasionally do so too.

It's taking something awesome and with a few small tweaks making it truly mesmerising. I've only ever been mesermized by words and boobs.

I'm that sorta guy.

 

[Lord Foul]

I think they call your type "breast men"

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

The have the same capacity to move. When ones eyes set upon some truly amazing boobs it's like (for me anyways) reading poetry. Everything just comes together in a smear of awesome. In the same way that words can be arranged and used so delicately, I think boobies occasionally do so too.

It's taking something awesome and with a few small tweaks making it truly mesmerising. I've only ever been mesermized by words and boobs.

I'm that sorta guy.

Freak.

 

[derek]

Aye, quite possibly. Nonetheless, I'd rather be a freak than your garden variety cunt, such as yourself.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Oh come on, how am I a garden variety cunt? In fact, I'd go as far to say I'm hardly a garden variety anything.

 

[derek]

Ha, well I'll concede that. You are something special indeed.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Would you be my girl?

 

[derek]

Providing you enjoy having a chick with the heaviest Menstrual cycle you can imagine.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Interesting.

 

[derek]

I'm talking cramps that could kill someone less resilient, and a scent strong enough to attract bears.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Well I'm inrigued enough now to give it a whirl.

 

[derek]

Ever taste the iron in blood when you accidently bite your lip?

That is my natural scent. It's overpowering within 2 yards.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

My natural scent is John Varvatos.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

derek has teh chunks!