post your sexy pics here

[EricT]

Fred makes everyone on UM look like sissy girls.

 

[Lunar Still]

I bet he could have drank that beer coffee and not even flinched.

On second thought, he winced just from smelling it....

 

[Shpongled]

I got nothing on Larf, but it might be near time for an updated Kevbeard pic. It's as glorious as it's ever been right now and I'm proud of it!

 

[Chromatose]

requesting immediate photo posting

 

[Shpongled]

Sorry man, it's gonna be a little while at least!

 

[EricT]

One day, I shall grow a mans beard, however long it may take. When that happens, I'm going to hide some speakers in it that play triumphant tunes as I walk down the street. Music that will make other men look at my beard, and instantly kill themselves, due to the mass of manliness that they see before them overpowering all senses.

I can dream... I CAN DREAM.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*swoons*

no swooning allowed. that's my job.

 

[Anvil]

I shaved my beard off this morning.

 

[Captain Beard]

Fag.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I shaved my beard off this morning.

*swoons*

 

[Captain Beard]

You double agent!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you just never know with me...

 

[Captain Beard]

You're a post whore, we know that much. You running a marathon?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you have no room to talk!

 

[Captain Beard]

I know! My postcock grew 1800 posts in 3 weeks!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and yes, yes i am. i guess it's just the adreneline rush of reaching 6,000 posts.

and i wonder why i'm leaving college...

 

[Captain Beard]

Because the Catholic orgies are no longer as satisfying as assfucking Will with a lamp shade?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Because the Catholic orgies are no longer as satisfying as assfucking Will with a lamp shade?

Lamp shade? We moved on from that loooong ago.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh you naughty kids, keistering entire tables is for advanced porn industry videos!

 

[EricT]

Lamp shade? We moved on from that loooong ago.

Up to the park bench now?

I shaved my beard off a few days ago... Thought it looked funny due to the hair cut off. But I still look funny... :'(