Captain Beard
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- Sep 6, 2001
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i bet you'd cum all over it just like a bisonSo hot... I just want to caress that ass.
It's not like sushi or anything like that.
They have pasta (made out of squash), wraps, shakes, pizza and stuff like that. Very vibrant and fresh food
And then smack it and force it to carry my beer. Asses need to work.i bet you'd cum all over it just like a bison
Knowing him, he'd get you drunk as hell and talk to you in German, Latin, AND Coptic. Probably at the same time.
make it a literal drug mule!And then smack it and force it to carry my beer. Asses need to work.
Yeah, but they have a lot more than that. That's just my favorite dish that they have. They have wraps, a raw, vegan burger, and stuff like that as wellYou mean like...spaghetti squash? Squash makes me cry.
I feel like I could eat a raw potato right about now though.
Just what we need, a foreign language sex scene. We'd need subtitles for you, and two sets for him!Hmm, drunk as hell I may start talking in Latin, too. Or Spanish. It's a toss-up.
Also,
My hulksmashing continues!
I keel you...with nipple!
Hot hot hot!
If we ever meet, I will challenge you to an arm wrestling match!
It will be epic!
Good god Cara! You'll be able to move my entire house by yourself with them muscles! *feels* OOoOOOoooooo!
Just what we need, a foreign language sex scene. We'd need subtitles for you, and two sets for him!
Knowing him, he'd get you drunk as hell and talk to you in German, Latin, AND Coptic. Probably at the same time.