post your sexy pics here

[Captain Beard]

She shall get sleep when she dies and enters ultrasard. Or just slumps over from sheer exhaustion in the middle of taking a crap. THAT would be embarassing to be walked in on. *FRRRRTTTT*zzzzzzzzz-door opens after silence for half hour-zzz"WHAAA!"*FRRRTSPLOOSH*

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I've had 5 hours of sleep since Sunday morning. Tomorrow I have to go to the police department, then have two doctor appointments. Perhaps I should ask for the biggest friggin bottle of whatever sleeping pills make you hallucinate. I shall take them and come post about the screaming hot dogs that won't stop braiding my hair.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm telling you, have a beer, it should sedate you. But if you DO have these hallucinations, surely you should post them as you said.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

He doesn't have a doggy house in a separate area?

His kennel is in the middle room but I'm letting him wander so he can figure out where he wants to sleep. He slept at the foot of the bed for a while until he got scared when Peter farted and I punched him.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Captain Beard]

What scared him, the ass horn or the splat of the fist in the backfat?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

What scared him, the ass horn or the splat of the fist in the backfat?

The fart made him snap his head around, then I socked Peter in the back and he ran off. He doesn't like the violence. But he would have disliked the smell much more.

 

[Captain Beard]

I know all about smells scaring people (and dogs) off. I know a rat terrier that would cower during ANY fart after sticking her nose to my ass when I had a massive enchilada a few hours before. Your poor dog can't hide under furniture after a colon solo though.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

you're not supposed to upload one with an angle. straight face! do a couple straight faces and see if any keep showing up.

I did! The first one.
and I did couple of more, and I always get Alisia Milano and that other girl from Charmed... what's-her-name... Piper..

 

[El Stormo]

I did! The first one.

It was still a bit angled...

 

[stefan86]

I think you should change your modeling and do some sex...sounds more fun anyway.

that actually sounds quite brootal

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Ok, I'll try a better one

 

[Dead_Lioness]

 

[Hawng]

 

[El Stormo]

That program sure likes Claire Forlani.

 

[Will Bozarth]

just got back from the eye doctor. i have 20/70 vision and will have glasses soon.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[El Stormo]

Nigga!

 

[Will Bozarth]

im a niggagookspook