post your sexy pics here

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

Great pics Cara, looks like it was a very fun time

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I've never been privy to the wonder of Cara's tongue before. This is news to us noobs.

*insert blatantly obvious masturbatory fantasy of 99% of the guys on this board here*

 

[neal]

actually its usually the girls that mention the tongue with the most excitement.

 

[Captain Beard]

Stop that, you'll make Jace gay.

 

[Chromatose]

I hear Loomis had a sex change.

 

[Captain Beard]

You mean he's a man now?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

actually its usually the girls that mention the tongue with the most excitement.

because it can probe the depths of our cavernous vaginas oh so well

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Stop that, you'll make Jace gay.

Ew.

because it can probe the depths of our cavernous vaginas oh so well

You make the vajayjay sound like the Bat Cave.

 

[Captain Beard]

What wrong, afraid Jeff might slap your face with his boobs?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Ew.



You make the vajayjay sound like the Bat Cave.

well, in some cases...

 

[Jace_Mereel]

What wrong, afraid Jeff might slap your face with his boobs?

Do you know how scary that would be? Jeff walks up to you all man-like, lifts up his shirt and out of nowhere a pair of D's kinda do that 'boob-bounce' thing then he slams them in your face.

Not cool. That's the thing of nightmares, my dear.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ew.



You make the vajayjay sound like the Bat Cave.

well, in some cases...

Do you know how scary that would be? Jeff walks up to you all man-like, lifts up his shirt and out of nowhere a pair of D's kinda do that 'boob-bounce' thing then he slams them in your face.

Not cool. That's the thing of nightmares, my dear.

You'd prefer he slapped you about with a wrinkly dong then? I don't see how that's any more appealing.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I once gave this "slapping around with zeh dong" a ponder. The thought of being thrown across the room from a blow to the chest with a wiggly only succeeded in producing giggles. But to answer you, if it was an either/or situation, I'd prefer he maintain his manhood and get on with the pelvic thrusting.

 

[Captain Beard]

I bet he likes humiliation porn where he stuff it down her throat and then slaps her after she gags and upchucks.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Oh that's sexy.

 

[Captain Beard]

There are people that would agree with your statement. I am not one. I just think it'd be funny if he was a serious sadist.

 

[Liverslapper]

http://www.menstrualporn.com/

 

[Captain Beard]

No.

 

[Anvil]

Wow, that was something I never wanted to see in daylight.