post your sexy pics here

[Burti]

Kvlt_Wench, you have tiny hands.

 

[Liverslapper]

cleaned the old tripple perc PHX bong the other day, threw some ice in there and took some pics!

so fresh and so clean

goddammit i love this thing

*speechless*

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Kvlt_Wench, you have tiny hands.

They're not that small for my size. I'm kind of tiny in general.

And that bong is sexy. I need a new one, my is so hard to clean!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

And look, here's another one. People keep sending me drunken pictures of myself!

 

[Liverslapper]

u both look hungry and want to devour each other!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

om nom nom

 

[Dead_Lioness]

This one girl I was sexing liked to refer to her vagina as her "flower." Does that count?

I always refer to my vagina as "Wonderland" It's something my gfs and I made up in Highschool and it stayed ever since... we all call our vaginas that
... and stop looking at me like that- guys give the dumbest names to their penises too.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

btw...... neal, that's one sexy bong.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Neal thats easily one of the coolest bongs I've ever seen!

 

[El Stormo]

... and stop looking at me like that- guys give the dumbest names to their penises too.

We do?

I also now feel compelled to sing, "Isn't it jolly nice to have a penis?"

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

... wonderland, karen?

wow, theres gotta be a whole arsenal full of jokes for this one... *sits back and waits for it*

 

[Lord Foul]

I'd jump down her rabbit-hole

She's welcome to put my "magic mushroom" in her mouth

I'd put my Vorpal sword in her Jabberwocky


*ok, I feel I have stretched the joke thin enough now*

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Karens body is a wonderllaaaaaaand

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

her body is a giant vagina.

 

[Lord Foul]

I could have lived my whole life without that visual, thanks.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

just doing my duty, sir.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I'd jump down her rabbit-hole

She's welcome to put my "magic mushroom" in her mouth

I'd put my Vorpal sword in her Jabberwocky


*ok, I feel I have stretched the joke thin enough now*

...which brings me to the reason we named our vaginas wonderland to begin with... the jokes never ended since that day in highschool, somwehere in 1996, on the lawn, while skipping school

 

[Chromatose]

Neal thats easily one of the coolest bongs I've ever seen!

because it's full of ice? el oh el

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

kthnx, will

 

[deathstrike from hell]

giggidy.

i've never named my penis.