post your sexy pics here

[Captain Beard]

I'm getting a 1500v electric fly swatter. Spiders are not excused from being smacked around with it.

 

[Shpongled]

I'm getting a 1500v electric fly swatter. Spiders are not excused from being smacked around with it.

pix plz.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

That spider almost fell on me this morning! The moment I walked out the front door, I saw something fall from the awning just a few inches in front of me. Then it started scurrying across the front porch, looking HUGE with all its legs extended. It settled underneath the brick windowsill, and was sitting atop it (like in the picture) when I got home this evening.

Speaking of spiders, I just saved a teeny weeny one in the bathroom! I started running my bath water and noticed a little spider got swept up in the bathtub. I tried to get it out with a cup. Fail. Tried to get it out with a catalog. Fail. Finally the cup worked, but the lil spider seemed awfully dead. I tossed it between two pieces of toilet paper til it was dry, then attempted to pump water out of its body with the corner of a bookmark. Still dead. So I gave up, and just set it on top of the toilet shelf while I bathed. When I got out I blew on the spider, and it sprung back to life! I was gonna take a picture of it, but it fled.

 

[Shpongled]

Awesome story there

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

You're a fucking nut!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

You're a nut!

fucking gay ass UM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shpongled]

Whoa so it's NOT my internet? Haha rad!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I think its their god damn spider pic that is ruining the whole server. Spydernet is online. and it cannot self terminate

 

[Captain Beard]

Frank, shall we team up with flamethrowers and hunt them all down?

 

[EricT]

Fucking Replicators...

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Frank, shall we team up with flamethrowers and hunt them all down?

Im all for you going and finding them and killing them. But theres no way Im getting anywhere near the fuckers.

 

[Captain Beard]

If I showed you one up close IRL, would you scream like a girl?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

probably punch you in the face

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm too tall, you'd have to aim for my chest.

 

[Burti]

By punching in the face do you mean screaming in an extremely high pitch and flailing your arms out, so conveniently so that it hits him in the face

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

na, I get defensive about stuff like that. There would be a full on punch

 

[neal]

but first you would run away right? you wouldnt be getting all tough in front of the spider all the sudden right?

 

[JenniferGentle]

FOOTS:

My baby-daddy he was doing his thing, on a ladder, and I find his posterior favorable, I thought I'd share:

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

bah

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

FOOTS:

My baby-daddy he was doing his thing, on a ladder, and I find his posterior favorable, I thought I'd share:

Yay, feet!

Nice posterior! Have you posted his face before? I don't remember seeing it ...but if all I have to go on is his hiney, then - well done.