post your sexy pics here

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

This can't be William Wallace! I am prettier than this man!

 

[Calamitas1786]

srsly

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

David, you also could have worded that differently to mean the same thing and not be offensive. I'm pretty sure you know that.


""

Nah, he said it frankly and truthfully.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ok, the new start is an improvement.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

(over the old gay look)

 

[Chromatose]

"More heterosexual than before" ?

It's more positive!

I think that seems even worse.

 

[Calamitas1786]

HIV positive!!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I've always been a fan of both fauxhawks and shaved heads. But the lady's right, it really does bring our your eyes. I like it either way.

And I say, is that a goatee? Yummaaah.

 

[Calamitas1786]

<3

ps. The "goatee" is nothing more than a few days of neglect. I goes bye bye after my shower.

 

[Chromatose]

It washes right off!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahaha its drawn on

 

[Calamitas1786]

I'll just slap some milk on it and have my cat lick it off.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Pft, a little facial hair never hurt.

Except the prickly kind. That stuff hurts.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Ok, I'll keep that in mind for the 10th.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

You best, son. You best.

 

[Captain Beard]

Sexy time?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

You just trying to live through Chris. Admit it.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, I want you to get laid so I can laugh maniacally at your discarded plans to save it for marriage. It's more of an evil villain type thing, where I manipulate others into my unethical schemes.

 

[Captain Beard]

To put it clearly: I don't want your sex, I want someone ELSE to take it, so I can be smug about it in my odd ways. *Strokes goatee*

 

[Calamitas1786]

To put it clearly: I don't want your sex, I want someone ELSE to take it, so I can be smug about it in my odd ways. *Strokes vagina*

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