post your sexy pics here

[Undefined]

Joe, whether you're joking or not (who the fuck knows any more), I'm growing to hate you more and more with each post.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

duel wielding a battle axe (1d8) and a handaxe (1d6)

 

[Captain Beard]

Guard those nuts, they're wide open for boots.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I was just preparing for the quickening

 

[Captain Beard]

Careful or your origins might be rewritten into being an alien from Zeist.

 

[Calamitas1786]

duel wielding a battle axe (1d8) and a handaxe (1d6)

Is it me, or is there something wierd about a guy who lives alone with two cats and collects weapons?

 

[Swabs]

Don't care. Staring at the guitar on the wall.

 

[Undefined]

Is it me, or is there something wierd about a guy who lives alone with two cats and collects weapons?

Been on my mind forever, just didn't have the balls to say it. This niggas sings falsettos and has a Mossberg.


HE.


FUCKS.

SHIT.

UP.

 

[~Lynn~]

duel wielding a battle axe (1d8) and a handaxe (1d6)

Keen..yes/no?

 

[El Stormo]

Keen..yes/no?

Heh, "Keen". In the old days, IT WAS ONLY ON A NATURAL 20!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

whats wrong with having axes and cats?

yes I do fuck shit up!

they arent even masterwork

and the guitar is just an epiphone v

 

[Captain Beard]

Give the cats axes, too. They look like they can learn to wield.

 

[Undefined]

Next step in evolution!

 

[Swabs]

I haven't felt vain enough to post a picture in a while, but I was browsing through my photos for some reason and came across this old/really gay one:

Fuck it, I'm growing my hair back

 

[JenniferGentle]

Handsome! That's quite a cool picture. You do have nice hair, how short is it now?

 

[Swabs]

Really short, while it might look nice in that picture, it got pretty uneven and messy. So one day I just suddenly thought "Fuck it, I'm cutting it off". And yeah, having short hair is convenient, but I can't help but miss long hair

 

[Dead_Lioness]

It doesn't look that short to me, in the picture at least. ...and it's a very cool picture

 

[Swabs]

It doesn't look that short to me, in the picture at least. ...and it's a very cool picture

It's an old picture my hair was below my shoulders back then yeah, but now it's short.

 

[Undefined]

He cut if all off now but first it was long-ish then he cut it short-ish then it got long-long then he cut it short-short. You follow?

 

[Brooks]

I saw my mom for the first time in a while last week. The first thing she said was "SHAVE OFF THAT BEARD."

I was planning on it, not because of that necessarily, but just because I'm not super attached to this beard, I've had it a while, and shaving beards off is fun.

However, the next day, I was driving around the Mission with this cute Norweigian girl, and I pulled over to get some gas. After going inside and paying, the gas station attendant said "Hey man, that's a cool beard! I wish I could grow one like that!"

And just like that, I realized I can't shave my beard. If random gas station employees are complimenting my beard, then I think it's gotta stay.