Post your unique ability.

Ever since i came here i couldn't understand a word any of you were saying, your American is horrible. Because ya see here, in America we speak American, not that fong schwong tai chi transvestite bullshit you're all speaking right now, i have no idea what you're saying!
 
Can I haz a Grammar Nazi?

Yours isn't though! :p


Whoops! Looks like I need to go back to school! Learn how to write properly! I'll be back in a few years. Hahaha. XD

I didn't really mean looking shit up when you're here on the forum 'cause yeah.. Even if there was something you didn't understand, how important could it be if it's on a the cobot forum? XP
But I just kinda wonder, in general.

Arcane, kannst du Englisch sprechen viel besser als kann ich Deutsch sprechen. Haha.

Look at that.. Theres too languages I dont no how to speek. XP
 
I didn't really mean looking shit up when you're here on the forum 'cause yeah.. Even if there was something you didn't understand, how important could it be if it's on a the cobot forum? XP
But I just kinda wonder, in general.

Well then yeah - history books once in a while, all sorts of literature-study and philosophy-study stuff. Interestingly, I've been needing to look up some translations in by Chinese textbook recently, cause these people can present some of the most puzzling translation choices ever.

Look at that.. Theres too languages I dont no how to speek. XP

Beat ya, I can't speak six :lol: I guess this counts towards special skills.
 
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You gotta be fucking kidding...
:lol: No I'm serious!

Don't forget Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony.
Oh yeah :D

fong schwong tai chi transvestite bullshit, i have no idea what you're saying!
Don't know why, but I had a good laugh :lol:
 
I'm good at killing ants with a vacuum cleaner. I've done it few times because our house got infested with ants few weeks ago.
 
Seriously, when I first started posting here I thought English was your first language dude :lol:

:lol: thanks. It's been a looooong time since I started learning it tho, so that kinda helps hehe.

Perish the thought dude :lol: I had a translation class back in high school... Boring shit. I hope I won't have to do it for a job...

Translation per se with no meaning and for the sake of it is boring as fuck, but tricky things in which you have to look up for half the god damn text are fun, plus you learn a ton of new things. Still, my goal is interpreting (spoken translation), I don't like the prospect of spending my life translating huge ass books :lol:

Yeah, you're english is pretty much flawless, as far as I can tell from your writing. Dunno about how you speak it, though, obviously.

Thanks. Speaking is probably better than writing because the kind of fuck ups I can do while writing (like e.g. writing "writting" instead) go unnoticed on speech. But when I relax and I'm speaking with friends in english the other day the cunt in my team we were talking about someone else's stick and I said "her" at some point and he cracked up for like 5 minutes. But that doesn't happen often luckily, so if I'm to choose I think I choose spoken as my best.
 
I have to agree with the Ren and Stimpy guy!! I just love the ''happiness helmet'' or whatever it was called that was on the head of Ren hahaha HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
 
I'm double jointed in 12 joints, I speak enough of about 5 languages to get by in their respective countries, I can juggle, Stilt walk, Perform on Aerial Silks, Imitate any accent, and I look really good in a kilt.