post your worst case scenarios here ITT

[minxnim]

you're just trying to floss your teeth but instead you cut your tongue off and your cat eats it

 

[minxnim]

that damn cat.

 

[Josh Seipp]

losing both hands to your garbage disposal while trying to retrieve the last oreo in the house that you accidentally dropped down there cause you are so goddamn stoned

 

[minxnim]

friggin oreos. go figure.

 

[avi]

no luck finding work, exhaust all my savings, move back in with mom

 

[minxnim]

move to california and al qaeda attacks there within 3 days

 

[NAD]

Dunlop ceases production of their black Jazz III picks.

 

[Josh Seipp]

mankind rapes earth of natural resources, we all die from fucked up extreme weather

oh wait

 

[FrostGiant]

Seaturtles have a population surge and tie up the shipping lanes between China and Spain.

 

[minxnim]

that silly fossil fuel stuff, who knew?

 

[chupe666]

finally get promotion, only to find out that company has been guilty of insider trading and all those receiving recent promotions were "in on it" and get sent to jail for 30 years relegated to being cellmates with Michael Jackson who insists i look way young for my age.

 

[minxnim]

ok i definitely have an internet crush on chupe not that this is a worst case scenario but it's just relative to this thread. the end.

 

[chupe666]

i fully accept that that post's proper place is in this thread.

 

[minxnim]

you're dating this guy and he seems totally awesome and he is until later you find out he's actually your real dad and you're adopted.

 

[chupe666]

scientific proof surfaces that beer is indeed an aphrodisiac of illegal strength, and all homebrewers are shipped to an island to weed themselves out in Lord of the Files fashion on new reality tv series "Intoxication Island"

 

[FrostGiant]

Prohibition

 

[minxnim]

you thought it was sushi but really it was evil sharptooth shrinp eggs and they all just hatched and are eating their way out of your butt

 

[chupe666]

you realize everything in the movie Scanners is real, and that's why the heads of mailmen and jehovah witnesses explode every time they stop to talk to your neighbor. also, you owe your neighbor a lot of money and don't have it and also broke his favorite leaf blower.

 

[FrostGiant]

Go to buy a guitar you played just 5 days ago and find out that some shitheel scratched the crap out of the finish since then and the store only knocks $50 off the price and you end up having to buy it off of the internet and pay an extra $100 than you would've had the shitheel not scratched the crap out of the finish.

 

[goatschool]

mine and everyone's: you wake up one morning as nick "goatschool"