post your worst case scenarios here ITT

[minxnim]

there are way worse things

 

[deadair]

your co-worker just keeps talking to you...

...and you're not stoned.

 

[avi]

happy friday news: spice girl reunion is a go, complete with geri ginger spice to round out the original lineup.

 

[minxnim]

i sent a tooth to toby and now he is wearing it in his mouth =[

 

[FalseTodd]

dear god, spiders everywhere

 

[Josh Seipp]

your co-worker just keeps talking to you...

...and you're not stoned.

this is why I started wake n baking

 

[deadair]

if i had some, i might.

you would, for real, stab yourself in the earhole if you had to listen to this dude.

 

[azal]

You go to your parents house, step into the kitchen and see your mother getting fucked with an average sized cucumber by a gothic asian man.

 

[chupe666]

gothic as in black clothes & black eyeliner or gothic as in his architectural structure?

 

[minxnim]

LOL.
you go to the beach and DON'T LEAVE a few minutes before a plane crashes into the spot you were just sitting on.

close call.

 

[minxnim]

you get a chemical peel on your face and you look like the crypt keeper on tales from the crypt.

 

[chupe666]

you get a chemical peel on your face and you look like the crypt keeper on tales from the crypt.

however, in a cruel twist of fate not entirely unlike an episode of Tales from the Crypt, because of your horrid bunions (which are hereditary, dammit) the actual Crypt Keeper turns away from you in disgust with a hideous wail, leaving you date-free yet another Saturday night.

like he's a prize. W/E.

 

[minxnim]

<3

here's another:
it's freaky friday and instead of a brain body switch with a person, you get switched with greg's CAT and are forced to (1) listen to greg snore all day and (2) get a shot in the butt

 

[Baliset]

and also:

(3) get about a gazillion kisses during the day
(4) get to sleep on my stomach
(5) attempt making out with Kitty only to get within kissing distance and have her run away.

 

[chupe666]

JILTED

 

[minxnim]

you try to launch all the cute people you have crushes on into space so you dont have to deal with them and instead the plan backfires and you are launched with them and stuck in orbit totally heartbroken and unable to call your mom to complain about it.

 

[goatschool]

- you get a serbian waiter who tries to hit on your serbian date

 

[Baliset]

finally getting a chance to date the actress elizabeth moss from the west wing only to find out that this IS her real face:

 

[azal]

goatschool, maybe if you weren't such a muslim.

 

[goatschool]

let me clarify: a serb waiter from croatia