probably a FAQ, but

Yeah, farting is one of the greatest things ever. Feels good, smells good, turns women on, solves hunger, what is not to love?
 
i think i've said this before and it bears repeating, i fart as much as possible around my gf, usually at least 8 or 10 times before we get out of bed in the morning if i have time
 
You know how much I rule? I wore radiobabe's glasses once.

Yeah! I never washed them since *chuckle*

Wonder if I should change my profile pic, since I am far from being that blonde as back then... uh yeah. :Spin:
What to do when temporary flat-mates listen to old school soul that my parental unit used to listen to?