Prove your worth to myself and MFJ. Failure will result in Permaban.
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Insinuating that I am a Bodom fan almost got you banned. But since you're the Moose, you are saved.
But to be fair, Alexi does make a pretty woman.
But to be fair, Alexi does make a pretty woman.
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
Bro, I'm fucking with you. Cheer up and smile.
Jason - To Live and Die on the Serengeti!
Pyrus - Post a picture of your sister, and we'll talk.
Pimp Joke for y'all
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New Watch
A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."
Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties "
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man exclaims, "Damnthis thing must be an hour fast!"
MFJ
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MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
Are you asking me to e-whore out my sister for admittance to Royal Carnage?!!
Fifteen bucks and mod rights.
spaffe
Geisterglut
Well since I've always been the grimmest guy around here I will try to maintain that image by making a recommendation:
THR will soon release an album by a spanish group called Grim Funeral, and has a sample available with said group which really puts meaning into the worn out term grim.
Nuff' said, enjoy http://thr.horde.se/sounds/03-Grim Funeral to the soul of this world.mp3
THR will soon release an album by a spanish group called Grim Funeral, and has a sample available with said group which really puts meaning into the worn out term grim.
Nuff' said, enjoy http://thr.horde.se/sounds/03-Grim Funeral to the soul of this world.mp3
Spaffe, I approve.
Also, have you read the zine "There Where I Belong"? The cover of the second issue has me interested in ordering this read.
Also, have you read the zine "There Where I Belong"? The cover of the second issue has me interested in ordering this read.
J.
Old Fart
spaffe
Geisterglut
Nope, I would like to read some more zines but I always end up being too cheap to get any when I decide to order some records; I mean if I get two zines that's more than half a CD
My second contribution will be this smiley which I found in a cat forum:
(there's been some lack of (man)love here as of late methinks)
My second contribution will be this smiley which I found in a cat forum:
(there's been some lack of (man)love here as of late methinks)
This looks like a great zine, and from what I have heard it is. Though it's written in German. 
Good for the pictures and a Babelfish translation of the bands you're interested in though.
Good for the pictures and a Babelfish translation of the bands you're interested in though.
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
Ooooh? What if tonight I finally get around to setting up my paypal account so that someone could buy a certain OOP album off of me?
MFJ
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MFJ
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EricT
Don't you ever get...
So this morning I wake up and my room smells like puke. Look to my left, to my right, no puke to be found. So I go about my day.
Few hours later, still smells like puke. Do a harder search this time...
Guess last night I decided it would be a good idea to puke behind my dresser.
Few hours later, still smells like puke. Do a harder search this time...
Guess last night I decided it would be a good idea to puke behind my dresser.
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