Prove your worth to myself and MFJ. Failure will result in Permaban.

[Necromunchkin]

There is a guy at my job who wears his non-fucking-stop. With the sort of commitment someone would wear a goddamn class ring. I just want to yell at him "You look like Star Trek raped you in the ear!"

 

[Guthrum]

My friend has one, and somehow always finds a way to call me while he's taking a shit. He doesn't tell me until he's done though. So I can't hang up. Unless I hear farting in the background and giggling.

 

[neal]

are you implying there is something wrong with phone conversation whilst sitting upon the throne?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Hmm, missed this. Here is my argument for remaining.

I'm at the bus stop and man of negro-orientation walks up talking very loudly while looking directly at me. The approximate measure of his diatribe was "Wattafuck, man, wat da fuck is yo problem?"

Thinking he's addressing me, I say "Excuse me?"

He says "No fuck that, I ain't playing that. Fuck you."

"What?" I say.

As if suddenly noticing me, he says "What the hell you lookin' at?" And I say "Who the fuck are you talking to?"

So this man leans and turns his head to reveal one of those Bluetooth hand's free devices, apparently he's doing his imitation of actual conversation on his phone.

My response "What the fuck is that? Did you get tagged after a catch and release? If you just stare off into space and yell people will think you're retarded or schitzophrenic. Get the fuck off the phone, or at least have the decency to have an actual phone in your hand."

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[cthulufhtagn]

here's my argument for remaining:

 

[Russell]

 

[skeptik]

That is AWESOME and caused me to laugh like a jackass multiple times.

 

[Guthrum]

are you implying there is something wrong with phone conversation whilst sitting upon the throne?

I just wish he would give me a heads up first, rather than hearing farts and giggles.

 

[MFJ]

if you have been marked by the game masters (RiA or myself), you must not post in this thread.

 

[lurch70]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Jerry, check your PMs so I can get back in with the cool kids!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Done my good man.

 

[MFJ]

so what happened to the permabans, i was being serious

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I am JayKeeley.

 

[MFJ]

Well since I've always been the grimmest guy around here I will try to maintain that image by making a recommendation:

THR will soon release an album by a spanish group called Grim Funeral, and has a sample available with said group which really puts meaning into the worn out term grim.
Nuff' said, enjoy http://thr.horde.se/sounds/03-Grim Funeral to the soul of this world.mp3

that is some shitty production, i've gotta say