Prove your worth to myself and MFJ. Failure will result in Permaban.
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MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
I'll admit, I don't really have a purpose here other than to make myself look like a fool and have others make fun of me
well not everyone of us has friends that want to have sex with animals.
dill_the_devil
OneMetal.com Music Editor
The following video is a story which I am assured is completely true, which was related to me by my good friend Colly at Download this weekend.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9coaerVrsAM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9coaerVrsAM
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
dill_the_devil
OneMetal.com Music Editor
Colly's from the West Midlands/Black Country region of England like me (actually lived five minutes down the road from me, been a mate of mine for seven years or so), but he's been at university in Aberdeen for a few hours now, so his accent goes a bit odd sometimes.
neal
wizard in black
i can make out about half the story, but thats only consisting of the word "fuck" and its variations
dill_the_devil
OneMetal.com Music Editor
Demilich
Remember
Caelum Adustum
Call me Ishmael
Climb Thar Hill
not family oriented
AsModEe
also known as ass-mode
EricT
Don't you ever get...
As for the story vid, I was able to make out most of it. Used to talk to a friend from that region (I think) on skype often, and he had a shitty mic. Eventually I got used to the accent....
That is pretty sick story though, hahaha.
*Takes notes*
That is pretty sick story though, hahaha.
*Takes notes*
General Zod
Ruler of Australia
Not sure which is more disturbing:
Zod
- that someone thought to film that
- that either actor chose to perform it
- that someone enjoys (erection in hand) watching it
Zod
Necromunchkin
Lord of the Whisky
Hmm, missed this. Here is my argument for remaining.
I'm at the bus stop and man of negro-orientation walks up talking very loudly while looking directly at me. The approximate measure of his diatribe was "Wattafuck, man, wat da fuck is yo problem?"
Thinking he's addressing me, I say "Excuse me?"
He says "No fuck that, I ain't playing that. Fuck you."
"What?" I say.
As if suddenly noticing me, he says "What the hell you lookin' at?" And I say "Who the fuck are you talking to?"
So this man leans and turns his head to reveal one of those Bluetooth hand's free devices, apparently he's doing his imitation of actual conversation on his phone.
My response "What the fuck is that? Did you get tagged after a catch and release? If you just stare off into space and yell people will think you're retarded or schitzophrenic. Get the fuck off the phone, or at least have the decency to have an actual phone in your hand."
I hate the bus.
I'm at the bus stop and man of negro-orientation walks up talking very loudly while looking directly at me. The approximate measure of his diatribe was "Wattafuck, man, wat da fuck is yo problem?"
Thinking he's addressing me, I say "Excuse me?"
He says "No fuck that, I ain't playing that. Fuck you."
"What?" I say.
As if suddenly noticing me, he says "What the hell you lookin' at?" And I say "Who the fuck are you talking to?"
So this man leans and turns his head to reveal one of those Bluetooth hand's free devices, apparently he's doing his imitation of actual conversation on his phone.
My response "What the fuck is that? Did you get tagged after a catch and release? If you just stare off into space and yell people will think you're retarded or schitzophrenic. Get the fuck off the phone, or at least have the decency to have an actual phone in your hand."
I hate the bus.
circus_brimstone
Forest: Sold Out
The best is when they wear those earpieces when they're not even talking on the phone. Like, all day.
