Pub Juke Box

[Krilons Resa]

Hootie

 

[NAD]

I think I like this /\/\/\ one because it reminds me of listening to this \/\/\/ one back in the day.

 

[SonOfNun]

Bruv, what's your real name/location? Sorry if I missed it at some point throughout the years, but I dont have the faintest idea.

Matt?

That's a good guess since there were 73 Matts here at one point.

Josh/Texas

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Henrik Main]

 

[Krilons Resa]

Gawd, I hate Kiss.

 

[J.]

Still think this is one of the finest songs ever written. Perfect pub song

 

[Krilons Resa]

^ If ya REALLY wanna get the bar to start singing in unison.

 

[J.]

Exactly, bro!

That one and Sweet Caroline! Bah Bah Bah!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Dude, hahahaha....When I posted that, I was also thinking about Sweet Caroline. I'm from the Boston area so I thought it was only a thing in this part of the country due to the whole Red Sox thing.

 

[J.]

When either of those two songs come on down here...anywhere down here....everyone stops what they are doing and starts singing. And if you dont sing along, gtfo

 

[Reign in Acai]

Exactly, bro!

That one and Sweet Caroline! Bah Bah Bah!

This is the number one requested jam at the Piano Bar on cruise ships. I cant shill for cruising enough, seriously most fun Ive had in my life. Anyhow, our main jam is to always end up at the piano bar for singalongs. Tends to attract an older crowd who still have young hearts. Meet so many damn cats. ALWAYS befriend the barkeeps, they make shit very interesting. My personal jam is getting Indian barkeeps to partake in a "Fuck Pakistan" chant. Its quite amusing, as they feel this sentiment in their breast, but dont want to get caught slipping. They always cave once ye build trust.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Reign in Acai]

Goat club banger

 

[J.]

i hate that fucking song. "how bizah, how bizah"

down here everyone loves Sublime. I can at least tolerate those songs at the bar. I can tolerate country to an extent. And if Im at a Spic restaurant, I love me some Tejano music.

How bout Desperado:

 

[NAD]

I mishear lyrics all the time, so that How Bizah, How Bizah song was always Cabazon, Cabazon to me. This misinterpretation is surprisingly common 'round these parts.

Cabazon is a weirdo desert town near me with the big dinosaurs made famous in one of the old PeeWee movies.

The place is now owned by creationists that don't believe in evolution, but will gladly take your filthy tourist money.





I fucking love desert roadside attractions. The dry air sure breeds some colorful folk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabazon_Dinosaurs

 

[einride]

science and the bible?

well then, that settles it

 

[Krilons Resa]

I used to love Sublime back in high school when they were active. Beginning sometime in college though I began to fucking LOATHE that godamn band.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Yea I cant stand Sublime. Theyre one band that was "ok" in their heyday, but just make me fucking want to body slam fools in 2021. Mainstream trash for the albino pgymies.

OMC is law. Firstly, main singer is fucking DEAD.
Secondly, his road dawg in the backseat is also his accountant.

This afternoon's club banger. Chorus catchy af. Prime Shania can sit on my ugly face.

 

[Reign in Acai]

This thread is the most metal thread on UM.