Quick everyone, come here and point and laugh

[KoichCPA]

BLITZY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DEVON IS.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Take heed, cos I'm a bacon poet, Miami's on the scene in case you didn't know it says:
devon is yummo
Take heed, cos I'm a bacon poet, Miami's on the scene in case you didn't know it says:
with tomato sauce
[Blitzkrieg] says:
devon?
Take heed, cos I'm a bacon poet, Miami's on the scene in case you didn't know it says:
the greatest luncheon meat ever
[Blitzkrieg] says:
I see
Take heed, cos I'm a bacon poet, Miami's on the scene in case you didn't know it says:
you have no idea what devon is?
[Blitzkrieg] says:
no, no I don't

 

[Spiff]

Even I know what devon is and I'm the lamest guy in the world. After Blitzy, that is.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I probably do know, I just don't know that I know, you know?

:Spin:

 

[KoichCPA]

no, you clearly don't know. Probably spent your childhood eating caviar and driving your skyline, you richer.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Caviar = uke:

My Skyline =

 

[phlogiston]

I think in "proper" states we call it straz or something. It's a processed lunchmeat.

 

[KoichCPA]

It's the mystery meat

 

[Blitzkrieg]

STRAZ! Of course I know what straz is, I am not THAT stupid. I worked in a processed meat factory for fuck sake Koich, I know what straz is.

 

[KoichCPA]

If you are such an expert on processed meat, how come you didn't know the correct name for it?

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I am not an expert, I just know what straz is, and to us sensible people, that IS the correct name for it.

 

[KoichCPA]

Victorians are a bunch of pussy fags.

Your football is a non contact sport for fucks sake. Anything victorians do is wrong.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

It is not non-contact, you just don't ram the shit out of each other, it is more skill based, but I guess it is understandable that you northerners don't realise that.

I shouldn't be arguing about football any way, I don't really like any of it.

 

[KoichCPA]

It's more skills based?

They can't even fucking catch, it's a game of touch fumbles.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I am not getting into a football debate, because I don't give a shit about it.

 

[Southy]

It aint Straz dammit, it is Luncheon, but yanks call it Devon, and so does Woolies

 

[KoichCPA]

It's not luncheon. Thats just fucking ridiculous.

It's devon.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

We don't even have Woolworth's, ours are called Safeway.

 

[Sydo]

I thought you were talking about the pornstar!

 

[KoichCPA]

what a shithouse state.

 

[Southy]

It is isnt it. And they are the same thing Koichi. I actaully ficished a lump of Devon today and am moving onto the Luncheon toomorrow, its the poor mans way to eat offal But they are the same fucking thing I think one has a pinch more salt