Quote Thread

[Doty]

Damn Gurl!

 

[Vincenzo]

At Nick's rehearsal dinner...

me (to Nick): (incoherent babble- I was trying to say "let's do a shot")

Nick: "Thanks a lot, I'll never get that time back"

Dave (to Nick): "THAT WAS FOR "BLUE VELVET!"

 

[Doty]

jack- "That retard battle was, by far, the best fight i have ever seen"

 

[Twan Dollaz]

bwahaha COUNTER RETARDS?!

 

[Vincenzo]

at work today "if someone doesn't screw me these nuts are gonna fall right off"

 

[Twan Dollaz]

jack-"Nah dawg, if i was a girl i'd have fat tits TRUST ME"

 

[Twan Dollaz]

Jack-YO BITCH, HUG MY DICK

 

[Doty]

Vinnnie: "so, do you get morning wood?"

 

[Vincenzo]

Vinnnie: "so, do you get morning wood?"

Dude, I NEVER talk about dicks.

In the midst of all the "That's what she said" quotes last night, there was a left-over this morning....

me- "I want to do it as soon as possible, and I don't want it to take long"
Pat- "That's what she said"

genius.

 

[Vincenzo]

"That 17 year old was soooo good."

I was talking about whiskey, perverts.

 

[Twan Dollaz]

ahahah i just remembered this one "SO YOU NEVER GET RANDOM BONERS?"

 

[Vincenzo]

"What could they possibly find on my phone? There is nothing on there but pictures of cats and text messages about dicks"

 

[Doty]

"what if the crips and the bloods were like the north and the south in the civil war, and thats how blacks won america back?"

 

[Seawall]

"Awesome! I found a unicorn horn." - Jack is so gay