Quote thread

[Jackafur]

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nerdy reject 26 year old virgin at my work: Yeah, so when you see carpet like that does it remind you of your girlfriends pubes, you know, like a pube carpet??


none of these are made up btw WORD FOR WORD

I dont doubt hes a virgin. As if you wouldnt make the connection between pubes and carpet, no he explains it by making up the phrase "pube carpet"

 

[Twan Dollaz]

lol he meant like, a rug made entirely of pubes, because we were in the rug isle and he just looked at one and randomly said that to my friend HAHAH

 

[Twan Dollaz]

lol my god thats creepy

 

[Jackafur]

i meant to put that in the random thread. oh well. this works to

 

[Vincenzo]

I still can't get in to it man

 

[Seawall]

it's like seeing death with no tits.

 

[Vincenzo]

"If they're going to act like strippers then I'm going to treat them like strippers." ~ Twan Dollaz

But yeah seriously... wtf.... sluts

 

[DavidF'ingMillar]

"I want you to shit into this bag."

 

[Vincenzo]

"That's ok. I give this guy props for whacking off in the Agora." -Bunczk

"Suck my cock.... and look at Shrek's face." -Dave

 

[Seawall]

I love marshmallow clouds.

 

[Vincenzo]

I love marshmallow clouds.

Honestly, Bear, if there was ever use for a sky-diving board.....

 

[Seawall]

you should've been there asshole.

 

[Vincenzo]

Yeah. I didn't realize it was another one of those nights where the planets would align and all the people I never see would come together.

But I really wasn't feeling so hot.

 

[Twan Dollaz]

GOOSH GOOSH, QUOTE OF THE YEAR, WATCH THE VIDEO YOU'LL SEE WHY!

 

[Liue]

jesus h milk!

 

[Jackafur]

GOOSH GOOSH, QUOTE OF THE YEAR, WATCH THE VIDEO YOU'LL SEE WHY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrhLdDIQ5Kk

ive seen a .gif of the silhouette butt sex before. now i know where its from.

 

[Vincenzo]

"Justin is now ready to receive praise. And sausages!"

 

[DavidF'ingMillar]

wow milk. that's pretty intense.

 

[Jackafur]

*derek comes down stairs*

me: a wild derek has appeared.

later we were talking about what we would put on our tombstones

kris: wild derek has been defeated.

 

[DavidF'ingMillar]

*derek comes down stairs*

me: a wild derek has appeared.

later we were talking about what we would put on our tombstones

kris: wild derek has been defeated.

Bwahahahaha...