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funny thing you know what I'm talking about even without having heard the term before.
Can't remember exactly how it started out...
*bunch of us talking to British Chick*
Vince stumbling by : I don't like British people, they all have horrible teeth.
British Chick : *stares in shock*
*bunch of us talking to British Chick*
Vince stumbling by : I don't like British people, they all have horrible teeth.
British Chick : *stares in shock*
$MIKE$
Capt. CAUSATUM
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Well, I learned a lesson.
The secret to me getting in good with the ladies is to KEEP MY FREAKING MOUTH SHUT.
That's the SECOND time in recent memory I have done something like that. Best part is, I don't even actually think that about the Brits.
At least there wasn't a French girl around
The secret to me getting in good with the ladies is to KEEP MY FREAKING MOUTH SHUT.
That's the SECOND time in recent memory I have done something like that. Best part is, I don't even actually think that about the Brits.
At least there wasn't a French girl around
Seawall
East Coast's Only Hope
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Dr - "have you been coughing anything up? Maybe like yellow/greenish in color?"
Me - "Actually I have been coughing up A LOT of stuff, but it's kind of a brown color."
Dr - "Do you smoke, Vince?"
Me - "No."
Dr - "oh...... ummm..... that shouldn't be happening"
I LOL'd. I also failed to mention I have probably been exposed to more second hand smoke then any other living human being. Woops.
Me - "Actually I have been coughing up A LOT of stuff, but it's kind of a brown color."
Dr - "Do you smoke, Vince?"
Me - "No."
Dr - "oh...... ummm..... that shouldn't be happening"
I LOL'd. I also failed to mention I have probably been exposed to more second hand smoke then any other living human being. Woops.
Seawall
East Coast's Only Hope
Jackafur
My Life for Aiur
I said
"Nightmare Gonorrhea Ass" yesterday in fury while playing SF4. Is it lame to quote yourself?
"Nightmare Gonorrhea Ass" yesterday in fury while playing SF4. Is it lame to quote yourself?
Liue
Tank Noob
Seawall
East Coast's Only Hope
Seawall
East Coast's Only Hope
fat white trash redneck guy at my work : yeah so back in high school my nickname was (get ready for this) "MILENKO"
Fat white trash redneck guy at my work : so yeah when i get my collostamy bag it's going to be awesome, especially when i bring it to work!
nerdy reject 26 year old virgin at my work: I'm just really religious ok, so when i goto confession i confess everything
Me: So you know masturbation's a sin right?
Nerdy reject 26 year old virgin at my work: Yeah, so what dude i confess it
Meh wow OH WOW
and for the finale...
nerdy reject 26 year old virgin at my work: Yeah, so when you see carpet like that does it remind you of your girlfriends pubes, you know, like a pube carpet??
none of these are made up btw WORD FOR WORD
Fat white trash redneck guy at my work : so yeah when i get my collostamy bag it's going to be awesome, especially when i bring it to work!
nerdy reject 26 year old virgin at my work: I'm just really religious ok, so when i goto confession i confess everything
Me: So you know masturbation's a sin right?
Nerdy reject 26 year old virgin at my work: Yeah, so what dude i confess it
Me
h wow OH WOWand for the finale...
nerdy reject 26 year old virgin at my work: Yeah, so when you see carpet like that does it remind you of your girlfriends pubes, you know, like a pube carpet??
none of these are made up btw WORD FOR WORD
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