Quote thread

BR - "What's wrong with your head?!"

Hickman - "I shaved it"

and then

"No the bump on the side, it looks like someone hit you"

"That's my horns!"
 
"The same way I will find your girlfriends pussy and eat it til my jaw breaks"

Taken from Vince on another thread
 
"You knew damn well when you dropped that CD nobody gonna wanna buy it."

Toby Jones

- luv you guys anyway / Vince - I am looking at you sleeping ROTFL
 
Dude, I stagger in, Mike puts me to sleep on the couch, yadda yadda.

I wake up about 2 hours later and I can hear off in the distance "Jones' big ass truck rental and storage facility".

I roll over, go back to bed. I get home this morning, like 3 minutes ago... And what do I have waiting for me? My very own Jones' big ass truck rental and storage T-shirt! It says on here they will store ANYTHING including;

25 bags in a bag
supermodels
pigs in a blanket
watermelon rinds
recalled baby cribs
empty 3 liter bottles
And the list goes on!

This is just destined to be a good day.
 
"Let's face it, even surgery won't make a pussy physically attractive. It's like a fucking epileptic child drew the design for the thing."

- anon