Quote thread

[Vincenzo]

"Looks like she needs two new boyfriends..." - Mike

 

[Vincenzo]

"Hitler used to eat the feces of Bulgarian peasants for medicinal purposes. I would say taco bell is not quite that nasty"

 

[Vincenzo]

Melissa: sidenote... candi just told me that she took her car to jiffy lube for an oil change and she was so out of it from her cold that she asked the guy for a "lube job" instead of an "oil change" hahaha


me: that was without doubt the highlight of his jiffy lube career

 

[Jackafur]

"I see it growing !!" - Derek in reference to the status of his wii system update

 

[Vincenzo]

"I just got out of jail 5 hours ago! And now I'm at an EXODUS show!"

--CRAZY coked up guy who would not leave us alone at the Exodus show last week.

 

[Vincenzo]

"There is a rest at the end of the second measure...."

"the rest of what?"

Bunczk and BR the other night - wow did we laugh

 

[Doty]

Vince- "It's not that long, and its my first time."

 

[Vincenzo]

"sepultura doesn't shake titties the way Justin Timberlake does"

 

[Seawall]

In reference to jack's "herpes"

Jeff - "The only cure for herpes is Heller's fresh saliva."

 

[Vincenzo]

"is an abortion considered pelvic fury?" - bass dave

 

[Vincenzo]

"This would be a pretty fucked up song to rape someone to" ~ Bass Dave

"Rape is the National sport of Africa" ~ Me

 

[Kasmala]

"You shouldn't smoke while driving, you could fall asleep and burn yourself!"

In reference to my vacation to California...

"Don't go in the ocean by yourself!"

Thanks mom... that's some great advice you got there...

 

[Vincenzo]

"I usually take my box cutter, slice across the bladder, and just let it bleed out"

 

[Seawall]

Jack - "If you're like banging a chick and I would gizz in her face and yell Semper Fi."

 

[Kasmala]

This kid from the Jersey show we played IM's us all the time. This was in reference to when the kid asked me and Chuck to IM this other kid who is picking on him and tell him to stop... then there's another different kid on MySpace that's talking about killing himself and wants to talk to Chuck about it.



JKasmala: i can see the news now "a roit broke out at bumblefuck high school after two members of circadian rising told a kid to shank some other kid bc they were arguing about emo and whores"

Black Chuck 86: and this in other news, a young teen kills himself and says "the drummer from circadian rising wouldnt call me to help me with my problems"


Teen counseling at its finest...

 

[DavidF'ingMillar]

Man. I was hoping to see those activists get injured.

 

[Vincenzo]

"Suddenly, Vaginal Holocaust seems like a good idea"

and

"I'll bring chivalry back when women stop cheating on me"

 

[Vincenzo]

"for every 100 years of opression they add an inch" - jack

 

[Vincenzo]

"my pants smell like pizza hut"

 

[Jackafur]

"my pants smell like pizza hut"

Please tell me Chuck said this.