J. Golden
Heaven and Hell Records
"Black Sabbath wasn't heavy, man. They played all slow and shit, that's not metal!"
I honestly could not tell if he was just some smug indie boy making fun of heavy metal or if he was actually an idiot. It all started over him asking me if I had a copy of 'Master of Puppets' or if he could find one there. I eventually just said "get the fuck away from me".