Quotes from Progpower XIV

[edgeofthorns]

After I reminded him of the infamous pants split last time:

"So my pants split at this show in Europe and I pulled my package out and was spinning it around on stage. I looked over and Snowy was dying laughing and pointing with his drumstick to the side of the stage. I forgot that my mom was there."

-Joakim of Sabaton

That's hilarious! I liked it when he was talking to the kids and said for them to forget 90% of what he had said.

~Brian~

 

[SF Metal Man]

"Are you guys Myrath?" to my friends and me on our way to the show.

So did you sign their stuff?

 

[Pellaz]

"Urban, we have a question for you about Swedish soft-porn."

That was me, yep.

After I reminded him of the infamous pants split last time:

"So my pants split at this show in Europe and I pulled my package out and was spinning it around on stage. I looked over and Snowy was dying laughing and pointing with his drumstick to the side of the stage. I forgot that my mom was there."

-Joakim of Sabaton

I just lol'd loud enough to wake up the cats. lol:

 

[ApolloFC]

After I reminded him of the infamous pants split last time:

"So my pants split at this show in Europe and I pulled my package out and was spinning it around on stage. I looked over and Snowy was dying laughing and pointing with his drumstick to the side of the stage. I forgot that my mom was there."

-Joakim of Sabaton

That was great

 

[BABS]

This is a good one for you all! As everyone knows, I was quite enamored with Myrath's singer. So of course my quest for an glimpse of this guy I could get was what I was on. So I stopped by the Artmore hotel Courtyard and am chatting with Alicia (Julien & Amanda are with me). And here's the breakdown of funny:

Me: Hey Alicia, good to see you. "Any signs of my man" (she already knew I was drooling over the guy). So I then start babbling like I normally do with no filter. "He's so freakin' adorable and he's my height! I never find guys my height that are hot like that! Really Alicia you don't understand, I never have gotten a guy my height."

Alicia: "Yeah, me neither."

Me: "What? Alicia, you are like 6 ft tall, there's tons of men your height!"

Alicia: "No, I meant never a guy YOUR height."

Julien and Amanda lost it, I couldn't help but laugh myself.

Other quotes from the weekend, that I am saving for stand up comedy!!!

 

[freakchylde]

This is a good one for you all! As everyone knows, I was quite enamored with Myrath's singer. So of course my quest for an glimpse of this guy I could get was what I was on. So I stopped by the Artmore hotel Courtyard and am chatting with Alicia (Julien & Amanda are with me). And here's the breakdown of funny:

Me: Hey Alicia, good to see you. "Any signs of my man" (she already knew I was drooling over the guy). So I then start babbling like I normally do with no filter. "He's so freakin' adorable and he's my height! I never find guys my height that are hot like that! Really Alicia you don't understand, I never have gotten a guy my height."

Alicia: "Yeah, me neither."

Me: "What? Alicia, you are like 6 ft tall, there's tons of men your height!"

Alicia: "No, I meant never a guy YOUR height."

Julien and Amanda lost it, I couldn't help but laugh myself.

Other quotes from the weekend, that I am saving for stand up comedy!!!

And I totally have a text log of a good chunk of them.

 

[BABS]

And I totally have a text log of a good chunk of them.

Yes you do! You can either wait until I get rich and famous and blackmail me or we could publish a book

 

[sccaldwell]

"Are you guys Myrath?" to my friends and me on our way to the show.

What an idiot...he should have known you're MINDFLOW!!!!

 

[freakchylde]

Yes you do! You can either wait until I get rich and famous and blackmail me or we could publish a book

I vote for the publish a book, or I could get royalties for helping you write your stand-up comedy skits.

 

[OrbWeaver]

Met-Al:

"These guys just pissed all over Rhapsody of Fire"

Referring to the Rhapsody set afterwards.

And he really enjoyed Rhapsody of Fire's set when we saw them in Chicago! But they didn't make him jig around the arena. XD


Luca Turilli's singer: "You have to grab your balls like this..."
Met-Al: "Consider it done!!!"

 

[labarum]

After I reminded him of the infamous pants split last time:

"So my pants split at this show in Europe and I pulled my package out and was spinning it around on stage. I looked over and Snowy was dying laughing and pointing with his drumstick to the side of the stage. I forgot that my mom was there."

-Joakim of Sabaton

As he was explaining it on stage, how his pants split...did anybody notice his fly was halfway down? The zipper had a little taggie thing on it, so it mustve gotten pulled.

 

[PromisedLand]

During Circle II Circle's set, Zak was talking about how he'd been with Savatage and CIIC for a total of 20 years, and he thought he still looked pretty good for 47..

Some guy next to me yells out "I'd hit that!"