Reminds me of a story...
Me and my bro bought two lab mice. One was male, and the other female. Thus, Guy and Girl. Guy and Girl lived together in a small cage where they played on a toilet roll till the sun went down. One night, they began to fight. Guy and Girl wrestling all over the cage, knocking things over like a toilet roll. My bro came to the scene and broke the fight up. He picked up Guy who was lieing in the middle, Girl was in the corner of the cage. We looked at Guy and we noticed something was missing. What could it be? We realized that Girl had devoured Guy's balls. Guy had a seizure in my bro's hand and once he died he pissed all over. Justice had to be put instore. We took Girl out of her cage, brought her outside and executed her with a fatal blow from a shovel. That was our last pets...
anyway R.I.P Steve