Random/Funny/inspirational/etc quotes thread

[Dred]

"BITCH!! You know what i want. I wanna talk to Sampson"-from Half Baked

 

[-Rivfader-]

"We missed school today Butthead."

"Not like we were going to learn anything anyway Beavis." - Beavis and Butthead


I am afraid that the Death Star will be quite operational before your friends arrive." - Me talking to my friends, refering to my gas problem after eating at Taco Bell.

There is a civil war going on between my colon and my intestines and the toilet is about to get nuked as collateral damage." - Another colorful way of saying I have to take a huge crap.

 

[Profanity]

"My biggest disability is having no physical disability" - Headway quote

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

"Watch out where the huskies go
don't you eat that yellow snow"

Frank Zappa

 

[~metal_maiden~]

"Bad artists copy, great artists steal." - Pablo Picasso

 

[plfffffft]

Me - So are you going to see Bodom and Dimmu?
My guitarist - Yeah, but I have to sell to of my pedals to get the money
Me - Which ones?
My guitarist - My effects processor and my Yngwie Stomp Pedal.
Me - Yngwie stomp pedal?
My guitarist - Yeah, its gay. I automatically gain pounds, a heroin addiction, and love men as soon as a I turn it on.

 

[AlexiFollower]

Chef: have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation
Military guy: No, I don't listen to hip-hop

South Park the Movie

 

[Dred]

^
Operation Get behind the darkies!!!!!!!
haha funny movie

 

[~metal_maiden~]

The world is yours... - Scarface

 

[AlexiFollower]

^
Operation Get behind the darkies!!!!!!!
haha funny movie

haha yeah, i just finished watching it

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

"Jebi se, Sumerc zajeban" -my friend

in my language this fucking rox

 

[Venymous]

"im rick james, bitch" ... chappelles show

 

[Dred]

while talking about Agent Orange and its effect on the vietnam war
Scott-"Theres no need to have a chemical that continues to stick and burn the skin long after the jobs done"
Babin-"There's no need not to have it"

 

[Guppy]

Yup a doodle. Bit of a random quote for ya - "I can't imagine mastering the skills involved here without a clearer understanding of who's going to be impressed." Thank you God for Calvin and Hobbes!

 

[Lanterns]

"I'm this generation's Sid Vicious!" -Avril Latrine

 

[Ńiĸ1Ø1]

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.' - George Carlin

 

[Lanterns]

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This thread must live on!!!

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

"I am your man....forever!"

(i'm watching The Count of Monte Cristo )

 

[Missiles]

"Everybody do make mistakes, that's why pencils come with a rubber." - Lenny from The Simpsons.

 

[BeyondtheUnholyGrave]

"It's midnight in Montana and I can't get my dick out of this cow."

"Your love ran down my leg and now you're gone."

"I never fucked a 10. Never fucked a 10. But one night, I fucked five 2's. And I think that oughta count for something."

-George Carlin

"I wish I never got into this mess."
"Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one gets filled first."

-Burgess Meredith

"This town is like a great big pu$$y just waiting to get f*cked."

-Scarface/Pacino

"Ray, when someone asks you if your a god, you say YES!"

"Alright, this chick is toast!"

-Ghostbusters

PS: Whoever quoted Bret Hart gets a lot of credit in my book