Random/Funny/inspirational/etc quotes thread

"Will you still love me when I'm an incredibly huge giant star?"
"Yeah."
"Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?"
"Yeah."
"Will you still love me when I'm in my sequin jumpsuits, young girls in white cotton panties, waking up in a pool of your own vomit, bloated, purple, dead on a toilet phase?"
"Yeah."
"All right. Party. Bonus." - Wayne's World

"Eh, excuse me, that game isn't really made for girls. How about we find you a 'My Little Pony' game?"
"Your face isn't really made for girls. How about we find you a 'Never Gonna Get Laid' game?"
"...pwned..." - Ctrl-Alt-Del
 
"He's busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest."

"Anyonne can have bad breath, but you could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon."

"Crazy as a rat in a tin shit house."

"Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind."

"That will go over like a fart in church..."
 
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