random joke of the day

[Will Bozarth]

what do they call it when they capture a serial killer?

busting a nut

 

[SirDidymus127]

*points to all the serial killers in your hair*

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

haaaaaaahahahaha

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Q. Whats The Difference Between A Trunk Full Of Dead Babies And A Trunk Full Of Bowling Balls??

A. You Cant Unload Bowling Balls With A Pitch Fork

Q. Whats The Difference Between A Garage Full Of Dead Babies And A Garage Full Of Boxes???

A. I Dont Have A Garage Full Of Boxes!!!

Q. Why Did The Dead Baby Cross The Road???

A. Cause It Was Tied To A Chicken!!


I Heard Those Along Time Ago. Just Thougt Id Share The Dark Humor.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I prefer to think the dead baby was stapled to the chicken, and I prefer to think of serial killers as "Those Who Do God's Work."

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Of course, that also ruins the joke.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Its Still Dead.haha.


Your No Messiah Your A Movie Of The Week At Best Your A Fucking T Shirt.
You Really Will Be Surprised.


I Love Seven.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I only saw that up to a little after "Sloth." I gotta see the rest sometime.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

It's still dead true, but stapling it just makes it seem even more cruel. Especially if it's baby Jesus.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Being From Oklahoma I Was Raised In The Bible Belt. But Hey Its Just A Joke.

Watch Seven Its Fucking Great.!!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I live in Arkansas. Big fans of the Bible here, but we like to keep ourselves in check by having sex with family members.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I have a hot aunt that lives in rogers. I use to live in the northeast corner so I take a trip over to ark to get tattoos.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"I have a hot aunt that lives in rogers."

Do you have a retarded son with an arm growing out of his chest?

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

ACTUALLY SHE WAS ADOPTED BY my grandmother when she was young . Shes not even releated by blood but I call her aunt. SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHANIA TWAIN.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You should do her. Although that wouldn't be ethical in Arkansas since she isn't blood related.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

crossed my mind a time or twenty but Im 5'7" 122 lbs and her husband is well. MMM a very big cowboy. I guess a swift kick to the croth would fix that but I moved to new mexico so the dream is gone. haha

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Do they have a pig?

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I SHOULD feed him to the pig and not fuck the pig because ive never been that desperate. I let a girl give me head one time that resembled a pig but she gave good head and had great tits so I forgave her hahahahahhahhaaa.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I'd let a pig give me head.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Is That Close Enough??? Fat Chicks Give Good Head Because They Know Its The Only Action They Are Getting. I Dont Fuck Fat Chicks Just Get Head.