random joke of the day

[PlatypusJesus]

My palm give me good hand because it knows it's the only action it's going to get.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

So Many Women And I Cant Find A Decent One. My Hand Is My Best Friend If I Lost It Id Die. Or At Least Try With My Feet. Ewww They Smell Though.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Amen To That Brother."

It's actually quite possible that we are related.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Well If You Believe In Adam And Eve Then Basically Everyones Related.

What Did God Say When The First Black Person Was Made??

Opps, Burnt One.

Sorry That Cracks Me Up.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

It's quite possible because we are both in the south.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Whats The Difference Between A Jew And A Pizza ? A Pizza Doesnt Scream When You Put It In The Oven. I Doubt It Though My Last Names So Rare I Never Run Into People Who Have Ever Even Heard It.
Nagel = German For Blacksmith

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hmmmmm LoM and capsman are having a bonding moment

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

mmmmmmm okay its over. Anyone else could of joined the conversation.

 

[Larf03]

Q. Whats The Difference Between A Trunk Full Of Dead Babies And A Trunk Full Of Bowling Balls??

A. You Cant Unload Bowling Balls With A Pitch Fork

Q. Whats The Difference Between A Garage Full Of Dead Babies And A Garage Full Of Boxes???

A. I Dont Have A Garage Full Of Boxes!!!

Q. Why Did The Dead Baby Cross The Road???

A. Cause It Was Tied To A Chicken!!


I Heard Those Along Time Ago. Just Thougt Id Share The Dark Humor.

Dead babies joke eh? ...What's worse than a dead baby in a dumpster? A dead baby in two dumpsters

 

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Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Chistopher Walken!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You see, that joke is funny because Christopher Reeve can't walk, and Walken kind of sounds like walking, which is the opposite of what Christopher Reeve can do. YOU SEE?! Isn't it so funny.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahaha

 

[PlatypusJesus]

And it works for almost anyone. For example, who's the opposite of Michael Jackson?

A guy who doesn't fuck little boys!

 

[neal]

hahaha

 

[Larf03]

And it works for almost anyone. For example, who's the opposite of Michael Jackson?

A guy who doesn't fuck little boys!

:: ....clever...

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Sick. That Dead Baby Dumpster One Was Great. Chris. Walken Is A Beast. I Wouldnt Fight Him Ever.

 

[neal]

how did the clown fall off the swing?

he got hit in the face with an axe.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

:: ....clever...

Yeah, it's clever because you usually don't think of Michael Jackson as a pedophile! ....

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

NEVER WHERE WOULD YOU GET THE IDEA?

 

[SirDidymus127]

Yeah, it's clever because you usually don't think of Michael Jackson as a pedophile! ....

wow, i'd be dumb if i thought you weren't serious!