random joke of the day

What's the difference between a Caddilac and a pile of dead babies?

-I don't have a Caddilac in my garage.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

-So you can see the expression on its face.

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?

-A baby in a microwave.
 
Im not a big true death metal fan , but they were surprisingly very talented. Can you still find their stuff? I saw you could order it from amazon but do they still sell it out in stores and shit?
 
no problem. anyway, back to the dead baby jokes:

What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?

-Sexy.

Whats the one bad thing about fucking a dead baby?

-Wiping the blood stains off your clown suit!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?

-You can't fuck a table.

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

-A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread, and a gherkin pickle?

-A Big Mac.

How do you make a man pregnant?

-Stick a dead baby up his ass!
 
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY said:
I Kinda Figured She Was Being Sarcastic But Wasnt For Sure. Does Anyone Believe In God That Likes Heavy Metal Or Is That Justan Oxy Moron?
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There's a Christian Progressive Operatic Gothic Metal band (:D) called Saviour Machine. There are many other Christian Metal bands, but I would have to say Saviour Machine is definitely my favorite. I highly recommend them. Eric Clayton has an amazing voice and deserves the utmost respect. His appearance on Ayreon-The Human Equation is proof why. They have released six cds thus far: Saviour Machine I, Saviour Machine II, Legend I, Legend II, Legend III:I, and a live cd. The Legend series is awesome, and I'm sure you'll love it. It's based on the Revelations. And I'm not a Christian, but that's not to say I have anything against Christians. I respect them and their beliefs, and their worst is no worse than any other religion's worst. No, I just don't believe in God. I've gone to church plenty of times, but I've never felt anything from those trips.
 
Thanks For The Info. I totally understand . Took me many years to open myself to trust in God. NOt that thats what your doing Im just saying me thats all.
 
I was horribly offended. You obviously have some deeper seated issues. Were you some kind of outcast in school that cant deal with humanity because of your own insecurities or something. Why are you so hateful? Ever thought of just chilling out and relaxing. I already posted earlier I would stop typing in caps. Find something else to bitch at me about because contrary to your or anyone elses popular belief Im not stupid or retarded in any way, shape , or form. I was raised in a different part of the country obviously compared to you and where Im from is severly more consercative. Therefore I was not as quick to be openly rude to people. Sorry if you find it humorous. Its sad that the youth of today have no morals or standards. Everyones just Fuck you , fuck this or whatever.
 
anyone here anymore because I always take it the wrong way. Half the time im not sure whether anyones serious or not. If your serious then thats cool. Mos of them are very disappointing and have no values or understanding of who they are and only follow what they think is cool.
 
WHats left for him to say besides.

Q. Whats the difference between EVERLOST and a dead baby.

A. DEAD BAbies dont type in CAPS and deserve to have their scrotum cut off. :erk: :erk: :erk: :erk: :confused: :cry:
 
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