random joke of the day

i was thinking of how disgusting your sad excuse for a pinky must be....and it made me pissed
i mean is it like the size of a cucumber
i mean ithas to be to have that much weight to keep the shift key down
how the hell did you ever type reports you sad sad man
 
I use to type most of my reports In HS in all caps. Seriously. my pinky is regualr size. I was just use to typing in caps. Ive been typing in caps as long as Ive been using a computer. When I first started using a comp I posted at Encyc Metallica back in 94 or 95 Then Reload came out and I never went back. ANyway nobody ever gave me shit for typing in caps. I was there for many years and was kinda one of the I guess you could say elder spokesman for the site. My name was OBLIVIONWARRIOR. In all caps.
 
well yeah there were alot of stupid people their. Thats why I left. It turned into a bunch of little kids. I know you were talking about me when you said they were stupid but anyway Puppets and earlier is still okay with me. Justice and after to me mostly sucks. I still cant listen to justice all the way through. That album bores me more then the black album ever did.
 
well you've got a point there Max. you are cooler than me. i'm just a loser. i'm pathetic. i deserve to die. and i have nothing to live for in my life. you win.



Max > Bill
 
whats the best thing about fucking an eight year old?
hearing her pelvic bone crack....


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8 year old or an 80 year old either way that pelvic bones gonna crack. The 8 year old would be hairless and the 80 year old like sandpaper. EWWWWWWW :ill: :ill: :ill: :yuk: