Read this quote aloud in a Southern accent:

[xfer]

 

[FalseTodd]

FUCKING LIBERAL ACTIVIST JUDGES

 

[minxnim]

someone give me a hammer and a knife please.

 

[minxnim]

boy i hope i look like a day at the beach so i can get raped. since then i'd be asking for it.

 

[FalseTodd]

here you go. (gives)

 

[minxnim]

thx.

 

[FalseTodd]

Um, I was actually kind of hoping you'd enumerate what you'd do with them...

 

[xfer]

that judge guy doesn't look like a day at the beach, either. thankfully that will protect him if he ever goes to prison for beating his wife or anything.

 

[FalseTodd]

"She don't look like a day at the beach" said the fat pomade addict with the terrible dye job.

 

[minxnim]

well, first i'd stab him in the mouth and face about 30 times. then i'd slam him in the face chest neck and head with the hammer.

 

[FalseTodd]

Oh, OK. Wasn't sure if they were for you or him.

 

[avi]

http://www.kron4.com/Global/story.asp?S=1622551

 

[minxnim]

i'd probably rip my own face off too out of anger and frustration.

i remember watching 'the accused' with my dad (BAD IDEA) and halfway through the movie he got up and put his fist through the plexiglass storm window on the screen door.