record naked? really?

[JeffTD]

now it's just going too far.

you guys experience any bleed from your anus in the room mic of the ballclaps? how can I deal with that? probably Eqing all the mud out?

My anus bleeds for about 3-4 days out of the month anyways, I figured this was normal???

 

[TravisW]

When my FF800 arrives this week I am actually going to record ball claps and edit and post them. I'm dead serious, and I don't care how weird it is. I'm going to use them in songs, too, like for clapping or some kind of 'ear candy' bits. Maybe pitch shift one down?

"Dude how did you get that wicked sub drop?"
"I pitch shifted my nuts."

I'm stealing that idea for my new ClapCore band.

 

[DanLights]

My anus bleeds for about 3-4 days out of the month anyways, I figured this was normal???

well for pretty little princesses like yourself it is normal, but how do go about tracking ballclaps in those days? ever tried plugging your scrotum through a DI and adding SoloC, or a nick wagner ampsim so the bleeding doesn't get in the way?

 

[PortionThief]

Wait, define "fling" - I thought you were talking about the move where you sort of squat with your legs apart and furiously pelvic thrust forward and back so your junk alternately"fwap fwaps" against your stomach and crack (which is a thoroughly hilarious looking thing to do in the mirror I would add )

Holy shit! You made my day with that, dude. Fuckin' hilarious.

 

[Fox Mulder]

If you guys are serious I can record samples for you using my mxl990 or sm57 or both.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Hey guys I just recorded some impulses of my XXX scrotum, want me to post some clips?

Please do.

 

[Lowberg]

This is why this is the best forum on earth

 

[cobhc]

This is why this is the best forum on earth

+ A fucking shitload!

 

[ParsonsMatt]

"Dude how did you get that wicked sub drop?"
"I pitch shifted my nuts."

You are my new hero

 

[KeithRT99]

"Dude how did you get that wicked sub drop?"
"I pitch shifted my nuts."

If you do that, you will be my hero.

I'm stealing that idea for my new ClapCore band.

CLAPCORE!!! We need to do a forum collab and creat clapcore.

 

[HandsOfDespair]

I'm starting my studies in audio engineering in 2 weeks. I'll definetly put ball claps during the chorus of a song really loud so the teacher asks me what is this sound, to proudly tell him it's my balls clapping.

 

[Russtopher]

ohaiguise i can't use search funktion, can u tell me if free ball clap VST is there for MAC???

Can u send linkz and presets so I cam make teh ultra-pro br00tlz sounding ball clap like RAndy Sneep???!!???!!1111oneoneone

 

[P-E]

I'm starting my studies in audio engineering in 2 weeks. I'll definetly put ball claps during the chorus of a song really loud so the teacher asks me what is this sound, to proudly tell him it's my balls clapping.

pics or gtfo

No seriously you gotta film this (the reaction, not the balls clapping).

 

[JeffTD]

I got the FF800 in today, I swear to god when I get a free moment this weekend I'm recording ball claps.

 

[20Mg]

i woke up to find 3 pages about balls, anus and claps. Im going back to sleep.

 

[Acuity]

WOW, I was seriously not prepared for this thread........

The moment Ball Claps came into the discussion I was laughing so hard people at work were looking at me wierd lol, then came people actually talking of seriously recording Ball Claps, followed by a new genre name CLAPCORE! HAHAHAHAHA! This thread is epic.

 

[HandsOfDespair]

hahaha +1 I can't stop laughing everytime I open this thread

 

[bibz]

"I pitch shifted my nuts."

I checked this thread after the initial ball clap mention and cracked up but this has shifted it into lore!!

 

[JamieK]

This is why this is the best forum on earth

Yes! A round of applause for this thread and forum please.

Everybody get naked, squat and...


Ballclap!

 

[Fox Mulder]

I smell sarcasm.