Rescue Me - Greatest TV show ever...

I guffawed a good 3 times last episode. Good thing too, as I was worried that they were cutting backed on the light hearted humor. The scene with Garrity and the old chiropractor and the scene in the black bar was riotous! :lol:
 
Lou: Why the long face?
Garrity: I had an issue this morning.
Lou: Tell me about.
Garrity: I dunno it's kind of private.
Lou: You got a problem with your dick?
Garrity: No
Lou: Come on, after all these years you're going to pull the private card? It's either your dick or you're queer.
Garrity: It's my dick (hangs head in shame)

(Franco enters the room)

Franco: What's wrong with your dick?
Garrity: Nothing Franco!
Franco: Oh you can't get hard huh, ahhh that's gotta be rough.

(Black Sean enters the room)

Black Sean: Who's dick can't get hard?
Everybody: Sean's
Black Sean: You have a little performance anxiety last night Sean?
Garrity: Noooo, it was this morning (hangs head in shame)
Franco: Don't sweat it bro, it happens to every guy, not me of course.
Lou: Maybe you weren't that in to the girl?
Garrity: Oh no, it's definitely not that.
Lou: You never know.
Garrity: I do, see, it was just me, and...my computer.

(eyebrows raise)

Garrity: And the girls from Planet SLUT.

Crowd: Oohhhhhhh

Garrity: I was going at it for 30 minutes, I ran out of Jergens, and I finally had to throw in the towel. Literally, I had a towel with me for clean up purposes, I had to throw it in. It turned out to be completely unnecessary,
Black Sean: Oh you had the Iron Palm going.
Garrity: What?
Black Sean: Gripping it too hard, maybe you cut off the circulation

(crowd nods)

Garrity: Excuse me Black Sean, I think I know how to handle myself "with care".
Franco: Maybe you don't find yourself attractive anymore?
Lou: When was the last time you bought your hands some nice flowers?


:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
yeah, tuesday's episode was excellent. i like the whole spin with jimmy still alive after tower 1 fell. the psychic thing, surprisingly, didnt turn me off
 
I love it how one minute they can be discussing limp dick, to only switch gears on a dime and have a heartfelt dispute over their personal losses on 9-11. This show is Brilliant!
 
the scene at that cottage where they knock the door down was a classic

poor quality, but...



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"I have a scoop for you: I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did." - BH
 
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I was very interested to check this out. I'd never heard about this controversy. After watching it, I have to ask... this is the smoking gun? That they both talked about cigarettes and made fun of cigarette warning labels?" That they both talked about the irony that is Jim Fix and Keith Richards? Wow. Clearly, they were the only two comics to ever note these glaringly obvious observations.

Look... I loved Bill Hicks. He was a brilliant guy and his his untimely death was a shame. Conversely, I've never been a big fan of Leary's stand up. That said, Rescue Me pisses on anything Hicks ever did.

Zod
 
General Zod said:
I was very interested to check this out. I'd never heard about this controversy. After watching it, I have to ask... this is the smoking gun? That they both talked about cigarettes and made fun of cigarette warning labels?" That they both talked about the irony that is Jim Fix and Keith Richards? Wow. Clearly, they were the only two comics to ever note these glaringly obvious observations.
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Uhhhhh... Did you watch it? All 3 parts? HE EVEN STOLE THE EXACT SAME LINE, "whiny little maggots, all of you." In my eyes, Leary is no better than Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook (equally-notorius joke-stealers).

Look... I loved Bill Hicks. He was a brilliant guy and his his untimely death was a shame. Conversely, I've never been a big fan of Leary's stand up. That said, Rescue Me pisses on anything Hicks ever did.
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But... but... you like prog metal. :saint: Just sayin'...

I'll check the show out if I ever see it on. Oh wait, I don't have a TV.
 
No wonder you got your ass kicked by have a dozen dudes wearing assless chaps, pleather, and spikes.

P.S You don't need a TV to watch TV Shows kikey doodle dandy.
 
:lol: The mental image I have of you in my head is fat and bald with an "evil" goatee. A lot like Kerry King, actually. And I have the feeling that, if a bar fight broke out, you'd be one of the dudes "trying to break it up."
 
Dick Sirloin said:
Uhhhhh... Did you watch it? All 3 parts? HE EVEN STOLE THE EXACT SAME LINE, "whiny little maggots, all of you." In my eyes, Leary is no better than Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook (equally-notorius joke-stealers).
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I watched it all. And after nine minutes, the worst offense they could come up with was, "Whiny little maggots"? Come on. It's three words, said over two 20 year careers. Likely... it's coincidence. At worst, Leary was influenced by Hicks. But to say he's ripping him off? I'd say that's taking it to the extreme.

Dick Sirloin said:
But... but... you like prog metal. :saint: Just sayin'...
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LOL.

Zod
 
Dick Sirloin said:
:lol: The mental image I have of you in my head is fat and bald with an "evil" goatee. A lot like Kerry King, actually. And I have the feeling that, if a bar fight broke out, you'd be one of the dudes "trying to break it up."
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I can't muster up a mental image of you, as you're pretty much a non-entity. As for your BaySide melee which occurred several days ago, do not get defensive for my attempt in filling in the gaps, you really didn't elaborate much on the matter aside from a few obscure details. SF+Spikes+Bar +Your admission of "experimentation" = all the right elements my assumption of flailing noodle faggotry.

Now my good man, on to the matter at hand. Bill Hicks is a hack. If this non humorous harlequin didn't expire on short notice due to pancreatic cancer actuated by anal ring toss he would never have reached the level of notoriety and legendary status that he sees today. I've seen all his "renowned" bits, and I couldn't be arsed to feign a chuckle. Granted, Denis Leary's standup isn't much better, but I can safely say that any similarities between their dismal routines were purely coincidental. (Much like you ending up in a bent wrist bruohaha in the Castro District of S.F.) Those endless San Fran one ways lead to some difficult navigation, no need to justify your whereabouts.

Now if you can stop being an arrogant twit for one moment, stop speaking out of your assless chaps, and watch one episode of Rescue Me, you'd realize that Hicks' couldn't hold a candle to Leary's creativity. This show is par excellence, while Hick's is par extinct.

This is Kerry King signing off. :dopey:
 
:lol: Oh come on, I was hoping for a flame war....

I've spent way more time in North Beach than I evern have in the Castro (if you're familiar with SF, you know what I'm referring to). Good food in the Castro, though. Say what you want but queers can cook some mad food.
 
Boy, the writing has been on a continual downward slide since Season 1. It's still decent, but a shade of it's former self. Tommy's lost his edge, and there's far too much relationship bullshit going on. Just let the man drink and fuck!
 
ive only watched the first episode this season. just this season and next season, and it's over. the final episode coming around the time of the 10th anniversary of 9/11
 
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