A guy has an invite to a fancy dress party. He can't think what to go as and spends the days leading up to it agonizing over what to wear.
On the night of the party he enters the hall naked with a glass milk bottle covering his privates!
Agast one of the women asks him what he is dressed as, "a fireman" he replies.
Looking puzzled she asks, "but how can you say what your wearing makes you a fireman"
He replies " Well, if you smash the glass and pull the knob, I'll come as quickly as I can"
On the night of the party he enters the hall naked with a glass milk bottle covering his privates!
Agast one of the women asks him what he is dressed as, "a fireman" he replies.
Looking puzzled she asks, "but how can you say what your wearing makes you a fireman"
He replies " Well, if you smash the glass and pull the knob, I'll come as quickly as I can"
