Rihanna vs. Beyonce
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As long as I could duct-tape Rihanna's mouth shut, maybe her. Her voice is SOOOO juvenile-sounding and just not hot. She has a hot fucking body though.
Beyonce has the whole deal though. Hmmm...
If I had to pick, Beyonce.
Beyonce has the whole deal though. Hmmm...
If I had to pick, Beyonce.
The Ozzman
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Badbird
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Since Chris Brown dumped Rihanna and your girlfriend dumped you Ozzman, you should go out with each other.
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Matt
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Rihanna is such a pretentious bitch. I can't even listen to any of that bullshit. "I'm so Hard". LOL. The only good thing she has done was in a SNL Digital Short entitled "Shy Ronnie"
The first image is Rihanna, the second image is Beyonce. Do you never interact with popular culture?
Mort Divine
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Rihanna by far.
Better artist, doesn't dip into the whole pretentious "alternative personality" bullshit, hotter, and has some damn good songs tbqh
Better artist, doesn't dip into the whole pretentious "alternative personality" bullshit, hotter, and has some damn good songs tbqh
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Based on the pictures, Rihanna or whatever the fuck her name is because that body is incredible. I could bounce a quarter off that shit. Sometimes black chicks are incredibly hot. Beyonce looks like shit plus she made that song about being a survivor and that song is really fucking annoying. Then again, that song about umbrellas is fucking annoying too. So just going by looks Rihanna is about 100 times more fuckable but their music is equally worthless.
edit: ok, seriously...I keep looking at that picture and I can't believe how hot Rihanna is. I never realized how hot she was before. I would not only fuck her, I would mate with her which means I would fuck her without a condom which means I would have no problem making a child with her. But I would only make children with her on the condition that she stops making music. Of course she would do this because I am extremely charming and she would like to have an extremely depressed, alcoholic child with great analytical skills.
edit: ok, seriously...I keep looking at that picture and I can't believe how hot Rihanna is. I never realized how hot she was before. I would not only fuck her, I would mate with her which means I would fuck her without a condom which means I would have no problem making a child with her. But I would only make children with her on the condition that she stops making music. Of course she would do this because I am extremely charming and she would like to have an extremely depressed, alcoholic child with great analytical skills.
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damnromulans
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Rihanna is hotter but Beyonce is sassier and I like sassy. Also Rihanna is 5'10 which is intimidating, if I were gay I would cap it at 5'8 for women I think.
My mom used to go "look Krampus, Beyonce is so hot, don't you think you should be more like her?"
My mom used to go "look Krampus, Beyonce is so hot, don't you think you should be more like her?"
damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
Also re: the unfuckable ethnic categories it's true.
I said I never like Southeast Asians.
And then I (e-)met Episteme. I would let him put it in my pooper, if I had an anus.
I said I never like Southeast Asians.
And then I (e-)met Episteme. I would let him put it in my pooper, if I had an anus.
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