Rihanna vs. Beyonce

[Onder]

I would let him put it in my pooper, if I had an anus.

 

[The Ozzman]

I guess that gives credence to the statement 'Girls don't poop'

 

[waif]

Based on the pictures, Rihanna or whatever the fuck her name is because that body is incredible. I could bounce a quarter off that shit. Sometimes black chicks are incredibly hot. Beyonce looks like shit plus she made that song about being a survivor and that song is really fucking annoying. Then again, that song about umbrellas is fucking annoying too. So just going by looks Rihanna is about 100 times more fuckable but their music is equally worthless.

edit: ok, seriously...I keep looking at that picture and I can't believe how hot Rihanna is. I never realized how hot she was before. I would not only fuck her, I would mate with her which means I would fuck her without a condom which means I would have no problem making a child with her. But I would only make children with her on the condition that she stops making music. Of course she would do this because I am extremely charming and she would like to have an extremely depressed, alcoholic child with great analytical skills.

Somebody's got jungle fever.

 

[sevag00]

Of course Rihanna. Fuck, she's so fuckin hot.

 

[Blind Guardian]

They're both really bland to me, but then again I'm a flaming homosexual.

 

[King Richard]

I'm lost. What's going on?

 

[Badbird]

I knew along Runk was in the closest.

 

[ThrashizFTW!]

Goddess.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Beyonce. This video is cute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3bSoN_9fXg

 

[Blind Guardian]

what is this i don't even

 

[The Butt]

Goddess.

Unflattering picture. She definitely has the stereotypical big/wide nose

I dont regret picking Beyonce now.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Based on the pictures, Rihanna or whatever the fuck her name is because that body is incredible. I could bounce a quarter off that shit. Sometimes black chicks are incredibly hot. Beyonce looks like shit plus she made that song about being a survivor and that song is really fucking annoying. Then again, that song about umbrellas is fucking annoying too. So just going by looks Rihanna is about 100 times more fuckable but their music is equally worthless.

edit: ok, seriously...I keep looking at that picture and I can't believe how hot Rihanna is. I never realized how hot she was before. I would not only fuck her, I would mate with her which means I would fuck her without a condom which means I would have no problem making a child with her. But I would only make children with her on the condition that she stops making music. Of course she would do this because I am extremely charming and she would like to have an extremely depressed, alcoholic child with great analytical skills.

 

[ThrashizFTW!]

edit - Yeah, you're right. I still find her beautiful though, and I stick with her. Plus she's natural, besides her hair.

 

[unknown]

Black chicks have ugly vaginas.

fucking

I think Rihanna is better looking, but I like Beyonce's boobs better.

 

[ThrashizFTW!]

I think Beyonce's boobs look disgusting in the after picture I posted above, maybe it's the lighting. Her boobs are nice though.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Meh darkies

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Rihanna, but hell Beyonce is fucking hot as fuck too.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Rihanna probably.

 

[Episteme]

Also re: the unfuckable ethnic categories it's true.

I said I never like Southeast Asians.

And then I (e-)met Episteme. I would let him put it in my pooper, if I had an anus.

I swear you manage to put these comments in when I least expect to check the forum.

I'd do both, they're both very attractive females. Rihanna is cute while Beyonce is more stunning. Their music is still shit though.

 

[excusetheblood]

Rihanna.