Russian Scientists Develop Tablet to Prolong Drunkeness

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Russian scientists have developed a product that can keep a person drunk, Britain’s Daily Telegraph wrote.

The tablet called RU-21 Red was developed in Spirit Sciences, a laboratory based in California but with research facilities in Russia. The same scientists had earlier worked on secret programs for the Kremlin and had made the famous RU-21 product that cures hangovers.

If you take a tablet you need less alcohol to stay drunk, the scientists were quoted by the paper as saying. “RU-21 Red prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication,” the company co-founder, Emil Chiabery, born in the ex-Soviet republic of Georgia said.

RU-21, the company’s original product, is sold as a natural dietary supplement in the United States and Britain, the paper wrote. It officially claims to help prevent long-term diseases associated with moderate alcohol intake. But among its ingredients are acids that are natural anti-oxidants and reportedly rid the body of some of the harmful by-products of alcohol breakdown that lead to hangovers.

The Red contains grapevine extracts intended to slow down the oxidation of alcohol and keep the user drunk. “I’m not sure I’m going to market it in the U.S.A. I don’t want it to become a party drug. We are for responsible drinking,” Chiabery said.
 
because they dont deserve it thats like a birds pressie for giving birth and having periods we can have multiple orgasms. You lot get to piss standing up dont be greedy.
 
It's not the door opening, most men do that actually, and sometimes I'm polite and let them go first too.

But I'd rather pay in the restaurant, cause that'd mean I have more money than him in general. It depends on the man too, if he studies or works. If he offers to pay, I find that nice, and I usually accept it, until it feels okay, like it doesn't happen twenty times in a row (it never does, haha). After a while it becomes uncomfortable, so you must come to the point of splitting costs. Which I've never experienced cause I never had anyone for that long.

Paying in restaurants is not the central question of life though.
 
is that all you can come up with? paying in restaurants? it's not that common anymore either i think.

so what about the social disadvantages girls/women have to face? huh?
 
I remember reading the KGB had invented the exact opposite for their agents, for the purpouse that they could get pissdrunk with informants to get more out of them and still be clear-headed. Was supposed to be made into this wonder anti-hangover pill.

They sure knew how to invent useful pills