Russian Scientists Develop Tablet to Prolong Drunkeness

[Allan]

Them rose selling folks there, just offer them ridiculously low amounts for them and be on about it, they get so sick of you that they start avoiding you, one even gave me a rose for free to get rid of me

 

[my dying groom]

@bastet: Well, elsewhere I've already admitted I'm a hippy at heart, so why not

 

[Maqus]

Hairy men with rosy moustache.

 

[my dying groom]

Now I know why not.

 

[amusing Death:)(]

fuck all who thinks that in Russia scientists make only such tablets!Also they
make the BEST submarines, planes, tanks, rockets, ak-47,74.etc,boxing,
...and brains for USA!If some people can't understand what jokes about "drinkness tablets" is unpopular, they just should go see normal comedy(not like "Three dumb dudes fucked their dog, haha!").Guys, now it is XXI century !Fuck all this jokes because they are for "a man from a village".
What's about vodka?Our mothers didn't give it with own milk.Some people use
extasy, some angel's dust, some vodka(each of them tested vodka, but not each exteasy :Smug: )What is about me, I DON'T USE THIS FUCKING WAYS TO GO "HEAVEN", sometimes beer.I prefer clean thrash/death/black metal!
and....try to calculate how many our scientists work ...for USA's "National Security"...I know you won't do it, but there are really a lot of them!ANNNNNNNND..........I only wish peace in this fucking world!Let's kill all gays at this planet, then in the hell, paradise , fuck of vodka, drugs,and tablets...viva la CLEAN MEATL (sometimes beer)
Let the power be with you and join in JAE(read it in CoB's topic) bb

 

[Allan]

I am not quite sure what that meant but it amused me

 

[Bambi]

So how come the yanks kicked yer arse?

 

[Allan]

One could claim they kicked their own arse

 

[Maqus]

I once did that when I slid down a haystack. I couldn't move for a while, it's a shitty feeling.

 

[Bambi]

one could, but one would be wrong. Still the s-37 is a neat plane, shame they cant actually afford it

 

[Allan]

Seems to me every time the yanks actually fought communists they lost

 

[breaklose]

Let's kill all gays at this planet

hey alwin i think someones talking to you :Spin:

 

[Bambi]

sshh!! the american military never looses!!

 

[Allan]

The world have changed....A lot of time we was watching it's fall.Our Earth was usurpated by evil monsters ..... Britney Spears, Tatu(disgrace of our "USSR"), BSB--all these gays will be in

your home soon(maybe they are there already...)..)You are not normal already!!In this blue crazy world YOU ARE JUST NON-GAY....But what we can do could ask
you.Yes, we can!.....Now the war is begun!We must join in JAE(joint agency of evil(this evil is not bad evil, I could say it is sunny evil, saveful evil ,etc.))This organization (JAE) could stand

against EPA(evil pop alliance).The first step will be killing all gays in your country.How???Take your axe(you still have not an axe?!?) and go to street--there are always many gays.When

all gays will be killed by you , the good sunny and happy violence will be ended.JAE will take under control all territory and there is will be beauty and happy world WITHOUT them.....But
this is not end.You've forgotten about hell and paradise .I will explain.Gays don't get in Hell, but paradise is full of them(read bible ).We just need get in hell (it is not a problem).Then we
will unite .We must begin The First And The Last Rebel's War(FLRW-like flower -I like it)By the moment of taking control over hell we will get more expirience and get levelup!Then it

will be THE FIRST UNVERSE WAR....Only choosen JAE'rs will get to the end of this bloody heaven.Just when last gay's mmm....head will be axed(read bible) we could sleep quietly.Until the world

will not changed again......
P.S.I just glad to see March in my window (in Russia it is not sunny and funny spring--dirt and trash under your feet and a lot of dog's shit ,(don't believe our president --he is a gay too,

there is no democracy in Russia , just other tzar) but it is spring.Good time for gaykilling.))
P.P.S.Dedicated to all females, who are not boys.We love you all!Happy bloody spring to you!!!

fuck Hitler -- he is just one of many gays who made this planet ready for EPA!
True Black Meatal Necrophilia forever!!!(with female corpses only!)

from CoB

 

[Bambi]

damn i hope he posts here from now on, crap english, easily wound up, ridiculous BM beliefs...could be more fun than that jew hating polish berd

 

[Strangelight]

Take your axe(you still have not an axe?!?)

thats the best thing Ive ever seen

 

[zupi_clone]

interesting, as gronke would say, quite interesting

 

[Morpheus]

it all makes perfect sense though

 

[Bastet]

you're a JAE-member already, thorsten?

 

[Morpheus]

a what?