sarcastic post:

[minxnim]

1. boy, i really hope gerard plays that loud, weird, hispanic music all day so that i can't hear anything else in the office other than the same sound over and over and over.

2. i wicked hope that when i leave for lunch a client corners me outside the building and whines my ear off for like 25 minutes. i hope it's a close talking client who has really bad breath and who i can't even remember the name of.

3. please please please let the guy who had the worst body odor ever be on the subway home again tonight. please let him sit next to me!!!!

4. wow, i look fucking AMAZING today! i look so good i am astounded by it!

 

[xfer]

pixxxxxx

 

[minxnim]

I LOOK SO AWESOME I FEEL BAD FOR EVERYONE THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE ME!!! HAHAHA

x

 

[minxnim]

- i'm really glad i just got pen all over my face! YAY!

 

[xfer]

 

[minxnim]

holy god.

 

[deadair]

i totally just e-mailed that pic to my wife...

with the text reading "i'm glad we only have one kid"

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

why do I always miss the best posting days.

 

[VangelicSturgeon]

i missed this one, too.

 

[azal]

I really hope black people buy the house next door.

 

[minxnim]

i really hope azal gets to run for public office!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

become a public orifice?!

 

[minxnim]

i hope josh makes another good joke like that!

 

[xfer]

 

[azal]

that should have been a boners.com pic.

 

[xfer]

the boners.com well is nearly dry!

 

[azal]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




x

 

[minxnim]

more:

i am So SO So SO totally glad that i wore my nice designer outfit today and got soaked from the knees down in this torrential downpour. yay!

 

[azal]

I'm kind of pissed that I slept through the rain.

 

[xfer]

i am So SO So SO totally glad

i am trying to puzzle out the semiotic implications of the curious formatting of the "so"s.