Say something about the forumer above you

[DarkNoise]

Is from Scotland

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

has a user title that intrigues/scares me

 

[Calamitas1786]

has AIDS

 

[neal]

has a blue mullet

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

has a frisbee for a head ... or at least feels like it.

 

[Anvil]

Has an obsession with frisbees.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

thinks he knows me so well...

 

[Captain Beard]

Almost got biblically known by a tv remote due to the one who thinks he knows her so well.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Wonders what German Shepherd tastes like.

 

[Captain Beard]

(The tasty steakmeats, anyway.)

Avatar makes me want to go eat oranges.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

HE PUNCHED MY DOG.

 

[Captain Beard]

Had been told twice I don't recall ever actually doing this.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Had been told twice I don't recall ever actually doing this.

Smells of maple leaves.

 

[Captain Beard]

Smells of grandma farts.

 

[Anvil]

Smells like a steamroller.

 

[Captain Beard]

Is mistaken. That's the smell of asphalt from when I picked up a bus and threw it at a nun.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

makes me want to throw things at the nuns at my school

 

[Captain Beard]

Needs to start small, would pull a muscle-or her whole spine-lifting fully loaded buses. Throw other students at the nuns until you build more muscle. Start with goths, they're always underweight.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

is someone i want to take lessons from in terms of what mean things to do to holy people

 

[Captain Beard]

Should start by pissing on the cross they leave in the middle of a field. Bonus points if they lit candles and you extinguish them with your micturate. (Yes, I've done both.)


(Also, dances for this being his 18,000th post.)